Brenton

a freeballing country ass cowboy🐄/no common sense

Brenton is an very unintelligent cowboy 🐄

by Urbaw January 17, 2018

Brentonator

Weedy to look at but packs a punch. generally drives a brent mobil. fuck with him and he will freeze you up and down like an icicle. dont be fooled, easily gains trust and adoration of ladies and men alike. also known as the white devil in slavic countries. listens to dallas green. passes time by killing cats.

'dude, is that the Brentonator walking towards us?' 'oh fuck dude it IS' *commit suicide*

by rebeleight88 June 17, 2010

Boonton

Kids that are great at basketball in middle school. They won the championship and beat LP and Mountain Lakes. Won like ten games without losing. LP was so sick too after they lost the championship.

I wish my kid played like Boonton in 2017.

by Ubaid khan March 24, 2017

Bronson

The art of finding a reason to leave work early

That guy is pulling another Bronson by trying to make THE GREAT ESCAPE and get out of work early again, he must have DEATH WISH because when the boss catches on....

by Platinum taco September 30, 2006

Bronson

A beer of any type.

Im going to the store anyone else need a 12 pack of bronsons?

Im going up to the bar I will get this round of bronsons.

by Bigbona February 4, 2010

Broton

1. Broton: An electrically charged particle that makes up the atoms of a bro.

2. Bro-ton: A unit of measurement. A broton is equal to 1 ton

907) of bros.

Bro: Oh, shit, I just lost a broton! I better re-charge with some Natty Light!
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Person 1: Did you see all the bros at the game today?
Person 2: Yeah, there must have been 5 bro-tons of them.

by TheMidgette October 17, 2011

Dirty Brenton

The act of of placing a whole cauliflower inside a girls butt after cumming on it while screaming cauliflower cheese and sprinkling seasoning on her back

"Dude that girl last night was such a hoe, just had to do the dirty brenton with her"

by Chewbacca69cum April 2, 2020