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bromosapien

whats poppin' bromosapien
by T from the... July 1, 2008
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Bromo

A straight males term for a platonic relationship with a gay male.

A non homophobic term of endearment for homosexual friend.
I am all for gay marriage, my wife and kids are going to a protest with my bromo couple Forrest and Dylan and support their rights to wed.

I'm going to the pride parade to support my Bromo Bruce .
by Godzeera66 July 5, 2016
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Bromosexual

A man who is completely straight but who every once in a while says something about a bro that implies sexual attraction. Will often compensate by saying "No homo."
Steve- "Dude, did you grow your hair out? It looks really good. No homo."
John- "Uh, thanks?"

Later...
John- "Hey, do you think that maybe Steve is gay?"
Nick- "I don't think so; probably just a bromosexual."
by I'mAWumbologist September 20, 2011
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Bromophobe

Someone who accuses a person of being a misogynist or a closeted homosexual on the basis of typical, innocent, bro-like behavior.
The TA of my sociology class stopped talking to me after I slapped his ass and called him gay. He must be a bromophobe.
by Richard Halsted January 2, 2011
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bromou

The act of something being extremely gay.
Derived from the movie Brokeback Mountain.
That guy's walk is so bromou.
by -Kara- February 6, 2006
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Bromongous

A humongous Brodude that does wayyyyyyyy too much steroids and Brocaine, is a brofucker that no body likes. He himself is a brofestation because he is way too fucking big ...bro.
Ex1. Wow, he is so bromongous he must have about 5 other brodudes engulfed in his body. He probably has the strength of 10 brodudes.

Ex2. Let's go use the bench. Oh, too bad that bromongous dude is using all the weights to bench press more than the bar can hold up, what a douche.

Ex3. That Bro was so bromongous that affliction doesn't make a shirt big enough for such a bromongloid.
by bros in black March 11, 2009
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bromo sapiens

the individual in a group of 'bros' who is considered the most intelligent or wise. this bro has aided his fellow bros in numerous adverse situations, usually evading police or rival bros. the wit and cunning of the bromo sapiens has been instrumental in picking up chicks.

"sapiens" is Latin for "wise" or "knowing". while an equally legitimate term, bromo sapiens is a reference to "homo sapiens", which is the scientific name of the human species.
Despite being absolutely hammered, Jim, the bromo sapiens of the bunch, was able to successfully navigate through the city with only slight injuries to a few pedestrians.

*with sarcasm*
(after accidentally discharging an illegal handgun kept in his pants) Dude #1: fuck!

Dude #2: wow, nice work, bromo sapiens. that's even worse than Plaxico Burress, for fuck sake!
by Orgetorix May 2, 2010
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