Spanish Broadside

A legendary sex maneuver where a man gets his fuck buddy to close his/her eyes for a facial. The man then sneaks in at least a dozen of his mates, has them line up, and then gives the signal to blast all of their loads on the target's face at the same time.

Bonus points if they're all Spanish or Latino.

Emily: Juan surprised me with a Spanish Broadside last night, now I have to bring this eye infection back to Ohio.

Vanessa: How did you not notice fifteen guys walk into the room and start jerking it?

by VanguardVince July 10, 2014

calvin cordozar broadus jr

Snoop Dogg's real name

Before Snoop Dogg was Snoop Doggy Dogg, he was Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.

by HammerTheGreat May 7, 2008

broadband

Connection to The Internet, with a data carrying capacity of 512*kbps (kilobits per second), or more. Typically supplied to home users by a traditional or cable telco.

* - refers to downstream speed. upstream is typically lower with asymmetrical connections(such as ADSL)

I've just upgraded my Internet connection to broadband

by Steve January 24, 2005

Broadneck

a peninsula near annapolis, the capital of maryland, and also the more widely-known baltimore. it links to arnold, a largely residential area, and annapolis, a small seaside city. it's a very nice place to live with an amazing school system, though about 95% of students enrolled in Broadneck high school smoke weed e'eryday. it was an intense rivalry with nearby more commercial severna park. its most densely-populated area is Cape St Clair, normally shortened to the Cape, which is less of a neighborhood and more of a maze. it has a very active party 'scene' for highschoolers and students at nearby anne arundel community college.

kid1: dude, do you want to go down to cape to chill tonight? i hear there's a party.
kid2: nah man, i'm not tryna get lost in broadneck. let's check out severna park.

by ohhhhhhhbby April 13, 2010

broad-dimed

adj. to be abruptly disappointed, crestfallen. Much like a dime might settle on its broad side on the floor, instead of its edge.

"How do you do I, see you've met my, faithful handyman. He's a bit broad-dimed, you see, when you knocked, he thought you were the candyman." - Rocky Horror Picture Show

by Punter Scheisse October 30, 2009

broad out

To act like some nutty woman would in that particular situation. To behave precisely like some ignored girlfriend who is bitching at her boyfriend about shit he doesn't care about -- probably stuff that doesn't matter to anyone except her. This is not specifically reserved for women, and in fact is more applicable towards males. To act generally bizarrely, unbalanced and quite possibly overly-feminine in a situation that does not warrant it.

I was just sitting there trying to play some video games when my buddy broaded out on me because I didn't notice he just got a haircut and that his pants make his ass look good. As he was running away, hands flapping and crying, I yelled, "Oh man, don't broad out on me again -- I just lost my last life!"

by A. Nonimouse. January 17, 2010

british broadcasting corporation

the British version of bbc

"you want some bbc"
"British broadcasting corporation?"

by Yaboi:3 November 17, 2022