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Cum Brisket

A cut of fecal matter that two cowboys fans find accidentally while docking through the woods looking for their sliced golf balls
Man Daniel and Bishop have been enjoying their weekly search for cum brisket
by The Fairway December 10, 2023
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shittering in my briskets

Exclamation of fear, similar to shivering in my boots
Guy at haunted house: im absolutely shittering in my briskets
by nuppington January 12, 2023
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Eating third place brisket

When you strike out all night so take the heavy girl home and then perform oral sex on her.
I was eating third place brisket and she almost suffocated me.
by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023
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He’s just cooking brisket

An homage to George Cooper Sr in Young Sheldon.
“Did you hear George died in Young Sheldon?”
“HE’S JUST COOKING BRISKET HE’S JUST COOKING BRISKET 😢”
by lilfence June 9, 2024
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