Laseck Brewer

A laseck brewer is defined as a very sexy creature who will Fuck you if not careful so keep those holes closed ladies (and also men a laseck brewer can be gay for you if sexy enough)

Mmm Laseck Brewer is hot

by Jnick6942069 October 20, 2022

The MillWanty Brewer

When you bud is so into baseball he considers grown assed men, wearing tight pants, trying to hit a ball and run home is whack off material.

The game went into extra innings so i gave myself The Millwanty Brewer.

by Shorty and shitty April 16, 2025

jeff brewer

Gods gift to woman, A mans man

Lovable hugable kind of guy
The kind of man to stay faithful to
The kind of man that u want to be with

Jeff brewer is that man that will take care of you.

by JefBrew May 20, 2018

brewer's flop

An inability to obtain and/or maintain an erection, as a result of an over-consumption of alcohol.

Almost got head of that blonde bird last night. Shame brewer's flop killed my chances.

by robbo6124 July 28, 2010

Brewer

1. Guy who gets drunk, gets naked, and makes out with the hottest girl around.
2. Guy who has a huge cock, likes to drink and party hard.

Guy 1. What happened last night?
Guy 2. Dude, you went full Brewer last night.
Guy 1. I did? What all did I do?
Guy 2. You don't remember? You went to Brittany and made out with her then after about 2 mins you and her went to the room upstairs and made her Moab the entire night.
Guy 1. I did? Damn.
Guy 2. She is still in the upstairs room.

Guy 1. How did I get down here then?
Guy 2. You went down stairs to grab another beer and after the first sip you passed out naked on the with the beer still in your hand not spilled.

by Guy who knows everything 24/7 March 17, 2017

micheal brewer

A cranky sarcastic old man with a penis the size of texas.

I know he has a sign that says get off my lawn but he really is a micheal brewer.

by Jmb33 May 8, 2018

ali brewer

another name for blue waffles

After the boy had sex with the girl, he had a bad case of ali brewer disease

by ministermalx June 24, 2022