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Brewer

1. Guy who gets drunk, gets naked, and makes out with the hottest girl around.
2. Guy who has a huge cock, likes to drink and party hard.
Guy 1. What happened last night?
Guy 2. Dude, you went full Brewer last night.
Guy 1. I did? What all did I do?
Guy 2. You don't remember? You went to Brittany and made out with her then after about 2 mins you and her went to the room upstairs and made her Moab the entire night.
Guy 1. I did? Damn.
Guy 2. She is still in the upstairs room.

Guy 1. How did I get down here then?
Guy 2. You went down stairs to grab another beer and after the first sip you passed out naked on the with the beer still in your hand not spilled.
mugGet the Brewermug.

The MillWanty Brewer

When you bud is so into baseball he considers grown assed men, wearing tight pants, trying to hit a ball and run home is whack off material.
The game went into extra innings so i gave myself The Millwanty Brewer.
by Shorty and shitty April 16, 2025
mugGet the The MillWanty Brewermug.

brewer

that guy keeps looking at me, he's sucha brewer
by sqqqquaddd December 13, 2014
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alexis faith brewer

Hottest girl ever. If you have her, keep her. She is loving and caring. If you have her you are lucky
by Ohyeadaddy January 26, 2017
mugGet the alexis faith brewermug.

Cleveland Brewer

When a drunk girl gags while giving head and vomits on your dick... But cleans it up and finishes the job.
Dudes, Sheila got drunk and gave me a full Cleveland Brewer last night. She's a keeper.
by Anna Chovychoney October 29, 2021
mugGet the Cleveland Brewermug.

Brewer

Kinda a massive simp when it comes to Kylebrerg. Somehow this guy can crush on Kyleberg. Likely the worlds biggest Simp. Player of trombone and gets a tromboner the second he sees a Kyleberg.
What the fuck dude quit being a Brewer"
by Kyleberg Hater April 12, 2021
mugGet the Brewermug.

Laseck Brewer

A laseck brewer is defined as a very sexy creature who will Fuck you if not careful so keep those holes closed ladies (and also men a laseck brewer can be gay for you if sexy enough)
Mmm Laseck Brewer is hot
by Jnick6942069 October 20, 2022
mugGet the Laseck Brewermug.

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