D1 Breeder

A "D1 Breeder" is a woman that's at a minimum height of 5'10 and is naturally athletic and/or has a Toned Body and is called a D1 breeder because if you reproduce with her your son will have great athletic genetics for height which gives him a better chance to become a Professional Athlete.
Guy 1: My type of woman are the short ones.
Guy 2: I want my son to go to the NFL or NBA so I need a D1 Breeder to be his mama.

Guy 1: My type of woman are the short ones.
Guy 2: I want my son to go to the NFL or NBA so I need and I'm looking for a D1 Breeder to be his mama.

by Hoonigan4ever June 3, 2023

Welfare Breeder

Another word for Rabbit Scab. Basically a complete piece of shit who has babies to steal more money from those of us who work for a living.

From the looks of that couple with the latest smart phones and fine shoes with ragged ass children in tow who look like they don't see a cent of the free money their parents gleam from the tax paying majority, we have a welfare breeder situation. We are going to need a roll of duct tape and a sterilization kit stat!

by Expose December 31, 2014

Maggot Breeder

One who wears a coat or some other kind of thick clothing during hot sunny weather to cover up ones embarrassing body. This tend to affect people who are very obese (creating a greenhouse effect on their already pungent odour) or virgins who are to scared to let the skin meet the sun for fear of judgement by a passing member of the opposite sex.

It's 30°C outside, the sun is shining and there isn't a cloud in the sky so why are you wearing your winter jacket?

Maggot Breeder - "Maggot Breeding mate...".

by jampez77 June 4, 2013

Welfare Breeder

Someone that continues to have children so they can keep receiving government assistance.

"Tina just had another kid, she said she needed to because she didn't want to lose her food stamps, she's such a welfare breeder."

by Bosstalker September 1, 2015

Power Breeder

Power Breeders are marked by their insistance on habitually and irresponsibly procreating, despite being unable to support and adequately raise the large quantity of children they have already produced. Power Breeder parents may or may not be married to each other. In many families there is often only a Power Breeder mother and numerous children by several different Power Breeding fathers. Those Power Breeding fathers are likely out further polluting the gene pool with new and various Power Breeder mothers.

"She's pregnant again? I don't know how that Power Breeder plans on keeping six kids in a studio apartment! "

by Cinnamon Ring April 15, 2010

criminal breeder

A man or woman, who has child after child, with no regards to how that child is supported or raised--usually resulting in said child becoming a criminal later on in their life.

LeBron and Velveeta are such criminal breeders. He has 11 kids and she has 7 and neither of them has ever worked a day in their lives. It won't be long before those kids are serving time.

by mike87111 July 2, 2011

bull-breeder

The female equivalent of a metro-sexual. A woman who posesses the qualities of a stereotypical lesbian (bull-dyke) despite being heterosexual (breeder).

"C'mon, she works in construction! She has a mullet! She's GOT to be a lesbian."
"Nah, she has a husband. She's just a bull-breeder."
"Well, that's not exotic, is it?"
"Nope."

by Leif OC December 12, 2007