boxing the jesuit

another term for the act of masturbation

"I caught mark boxing the jesuit"

by kramdonkey July 24, 2006

Queef Boxing

Beatboxing through one's private parts

Bennett is the king of queef boxing!

by sheselle June 25, 2010

Juice boxing

The act of becoming intoxicated by inserting a vodka saturated tampon into one's vagina.

Do you want me to buy you a shot? No thanks, I'm juice boxing tonight.

by Shoe max January 24, 2015

booting

Mainlining a drug into your bloodstream, drawing back the syringe to refill it with blood, and then injecting it back into your arm. The theory being, the blood injected back into your bloodstream, will carry with it, any residule narcotic leftover in the syringe.

"I saw the junkie in the alleyway booting his heroin three times over, before he finally nodded off."

by D. Gould March 13, 2006

icepick boxing

Icepick boxing was invented in 1818, during Sir John Franklin's first arctic expedition, as a way of rationing out quickly-shrinking supplies and to provide a sort of morbid amusement to break the bleak tedium of the freezing north. It spread from there, basically, and now enjoys a dedicated and growing group of enthusiasts world-wide.

The ring traditionally consists of a foot-high circle of snow placed on the ground, in a nod to the sport's roots. However, many variations, from boxing-ring style stages to lava moats, exist.

Contenders are covered in thick, mantled greatcoats, heavy pants, and steel-toed boots. Fancy hats are encouraged, but not required.

Hey, you guys? It's pretty chilly up here on Mt. Everest. We should start a round of icepick boxing to keep warm!

by Susan Paige September 18, 2007

Narrow boating

The noble act of opening the lock to a frigid girl's tight canal before filling it, closing it behind you, and moving upstream to the next with your veiny windlass.

I've just returned from a narrow boating holiday in Ibiza. God my cock is sore from shagging ten virgins in one night!

by jimbojacks December 31, 2009

booting

throwing up (usually from drinking)

Yo, I got ripped on those sake bombs, and spent the rest of the night booting.

by Sorel February 13, 2007