BOTOX

BOTOX: a reason to stay single and unmarried ..

Kelly has money to burn she dont have the baby mama drama that comes with a cheating lying beating STD infested cock of a husband..

MORE BOTOX PLEASE!!

by INWITHBOTOXOUTWITHMANTOX October 28, 2010

bolex

Meaning a bullshit rolex
in essence, a fake rolex or folex, Bought of the streetz for 5+ bucks.

b=bullshit+olex=rolex=Bolex

Man 1 : "how much for a watch?"
Man 2: "20 bucks takes it all!"
Man 1: "What! a bolex for 20! Thats whack!"

by Spade713 April 16, 2005

Bote

From the latin word BOAT. A vessel in which many hours are spend on the water, along with most of your income and beer

Karen, we are going to use your bote this weekend, would you like to go with us?

by capt cole February 3, 2005

Botecker

the politically correct word for the coolest person in the area or vicinity within earshot of hearing the word being uttered. It is never used by the Botecker or he automatically becomes the lamest person ever for the rest of his life

DUDE LOOK AT THAT BOTECKER!!!! i wish i was him...... =(

Dont you wish you were that botecker?

Botecker- Man im the Botecker up in this joint!!!
Random person- Not anymore
Lamest person alive(used to be a botecker)- awwww crap

by DRknockers1234 June 20, 2011

Botox Moment

When you experience something where you 1) don't know how to react; or 2) don't want to let your true feeling show.

It was a Botox Moment when my ex came out of the closet. I did NOT see that coming.

by SofiKnows October 9, 2011

bitextual

The ability to be able to write in the male or female gender, depending on who you are talking to via messaging or chat. Useful for messenger programs as well as social networking and internet dating sites, also good when phishing for a new cyber mate.

Im so bitextual that I already have got 4 girlfriends and 2 boyfriends on the internet and one of them is sending me free cash.

by crazy Texas master May 28, 2013

Brotex

A napkin or wad of tissue wedged into a guys crack to prevent swamp ass or monkey butt. Also know as a manpon.

I knew I would be sweating my balls off on the disc golf course so I inserted a brotex manpon.

by hot papa 1960 June 23, 2016