Bonch

The area between a dudes scrotum and rectum, usually rather furry.

Lever 2000 does a great job cleaning part number 653, my bonch.

by Matthew L January 7, 2004

Bonches

(Bon-kees) Bonches are disgusting and smelly ballsacks

Bro, Jimmy has bonches bro, he smells like shit.

by Spimbopulis January 18, 2018

dirty banchek

an awkward placement of hairs above the upper lip making not a mustache but a grouping of uncouth follicles. Is now the fashion sensation furiously sweeping the nation. Made famous and fashionable by Matthew Banchek.

"Wow, you might want to shave that dirty banchek, its turning into a mustache."

by Jeremy Harris June 29, 2007

Benches

noun: related to "bitch" and "girlfriend". A snarky self identifying term that stems from American Idol's Season 8 winner Kris Allen, who apparently used the term in relation to a literal park bench on camera, but was told to not say it again on camera because with his southern accent it sounded like "bitch".

The term has been subsequently adopted by fans, most notably those from ONTD_AI.

"You already saw the new Kris Allen interview? Where at? Come on, hook a bench up!"

"Benches unite! Give 'til it hurts for Haiti!"

by cadee February 9, 2010

bonching

The act of inserting objects of various size and shape into one's anus.

Hey Danny, wanna bonch this soda can?

by david April 17, 2005

Bonch Candy

Anything that can make your balls itch in a sexual manner. AKA Hot girls that you think would engage in a sexual activity.

Damn, look at the Bonch Candy across the room. I fucking swear she want my nuts! I'd Beat...

by Chet Chetson April 26, 2006

Bonch

Also known as the "taint" it is the spot between the balls and the anus.

When Mary licks Bob's bonch, he goes wild.

by MichaelTodd December 29, 2003