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Christmas letter blogger

A blogger whose blog exists only to brag about the wonderfully perfect parts of their life that they allow the world to see. A braggart, a bore, a major bs artist.
After my son flushed a stuffed toy down the toilet, I wasn't in the mood for that Christmas letter blogger's tales of her perfect life with her perfect children in her perfect house.
by cathymccaughan April 11, 2008
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Blogger

A noun. (Bl-o-gg-er). A certain someone who has a thing for a female of larger content. Needs something to hold on to. Likes a little extra. Bring on the chubby.
Phi Alpha
"You are blogger, thats it, stop being a bitch"
by --Annonymous-- June 8, 2007
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asian blogger

A blogger on Tumblr who is asian and primarily blogs disney, bokeh, and hype brand clothing. Makes "asian posts" which consist of a vague title and a paragraph or more than necessary about love. Generally, asian bloggers think they know everything about their's and other's love lives and personal feelings, and everything else.
Asian Blogger: Love......... I have a feeling that it affects people stronger than they believe.... blah blah....... you have to be careful.... blah blah
Other Bloggers: You're fucking stupid go away
by annoyed blogger December 27, 2011
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blogger

Someone who is either incredibly boring and insists on writing about how they get rejected at high school, OR someone with strong left wing views who thinks he can change right wing peoples views.
blogger 1- i got made fun of by the cool kids today. I'm going to go write about it on my blog and pretend people care.
blogger 2- I hate Bush. I'm going to go write about it and pretend that I'm changing things
by N1nja February 1, 2008
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pinch blogger

one who takes over a blog while the blogger is temporarily occupied by more pressing matters or is otherwise unable to blog. the length of time a pinch blogger posts depends on the blogger and pinch blogger's arrangement. derived from "pinch hitter." may or may not contain a hyphen (pinch-blogger). may also be modified to verb form: pinch-blog.
I need a pinch blogger to take over the site while I'm in Zimbabwe for two weeks.
by particleman December 7, 2006
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cog blogger

the same as "cock blocker", but used when the word "cock" is inappropriate.
*two high school students making out behind the school*

Lady: Do you know the nearest way to a shoe store?

Girl: Omg. Yeah.*blah blah blah blah blah*

Boy: What a cog blogger. >__>
by rymenoceres September 6, 2011
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blogger's butt

Weight gain in the gluteal region which is directly related to spending large amounts of time blogging.
Susan realized she would have to spend less time blogging and more time exercising to keep from getting blogger's butt.
by esfingecolibri December 5, 2007
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