Bloatation marks

Streaks of poo stains on white underwear, also known as skid marks, but in this instance occurring as a result of farting.

Man 1: bro what's going on? why does your house smell like bleach?

Man 2: I met this great chick and tonight's our third date. I'm trying to get rid of the bloatation marks on my underwear in case I get lucky tonight.

Man 1: Dude you gotta cut out those refried beans.

by Wpprsnppr November 10, 2013

bloatus

An absolutely huge ball sack, round and plump to the point of nearly exploding, similar to a bloated stomach. Often veiny and riddled with shallow wrinkle lines, in extreme cases it resembles a beach ball from the 1960's, overly inflated to the point of bursting. Usually smells like a cross between undercooked pork and horse hoof.

He mistakenly put his bloatus in my face, thinking I'd be able to get that huge stinking sack of potatoes in my mouth.

by woody slutfree October 19, 2010

Boats

Something you say when things go your way

Mike: Dude did you just see that, i saved the J from dropping
Kyle: Boats

by Steven Fuelling January 31, 2009

Boats

1. An extremely flexible word with a plethora of possible usages, similar to shit

2. Something to be amazed by... usually of poor quality, but in some circumstances may be quite excellent.

3. A name/title/nickname

4. An exclamation blurted randomly, along the same lines as Sabu, Uggaburst or Uggathought

5. The reply to any question ever answered.

In Amazement:
"Lookit d'ammouna boats...holy crap...holy shit....z'allll boats"
"Dat is coolage"
"all doze lites are boats"

As a negative:
"What a POS.. that shit is boats!"
"Fucking boathead! What a Fucked up fuckup monkey fuck!"

As a positive:
"My new car rocks man, it is totally boats!"
"Thank you a meal for the boat!!"
"I like Dat!"

As a nickname:
"Hey Boats, you comin' or what?"
"What up there Boats?"

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 23, 2008

Blats

Used by nomiskramuts when they are 2 lazy to type or say blatantly. Sounds like blates. Innabizzle

Simon (to Mark): I have a big penis
Stu (interupts) : blats dont mines bigger and you know it

(after a short pause)

Simon: Blats you have got the biggest dong on the planet!

by The Main MILF man June 25, 2005

bloat boy

A person who does nothing all day.

Have you just sat there all day? You bload Boy.

by john schlongo August 22, 2003

bloatmonger

A very large person, someone who eats a lot.

Put down that pie bloatmonger, you've had enough already!

by Ithin October 7, 2004