Bloated

BeLow Average Of All Time

Dude youre so bloated

by jusdxnny February 22, 2021

Spider bloat

The act of shitting and pissing in a IV tube then shoving up someone’s nose just for them to drink.

Mom: dude, do your chores or you’ll get a beating
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat

by Ieywgekeoeye April 29, 2021

Nebraskan Bloated Load

The Nebraskan Bloated Load begins with ingesting blow fly maggots through the male urethra. The next step is to obtain an unknowing sexual partner, and inseminate them with the wriggling larvae. The objective is to mix the tingly nibbling sensations during climax.

Friend: How did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: She called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.

by Ripe Wisconsin Twink May 12, 2024

bloat talk

Typical YouTube video where it is too long for meaningful content. Also, in real life, where someone is gaslighting you or just blowing themselves with hot air.

YouTube is becoming 99% bloat talk and 1% creative content.

by KZ112Nitroboy February 20, 2025

Skroat bloat

Blue balls

That bitch gave me skroat bloat!

by Bungmasterflexx April 18, 2018