The Blazer

When a girl drives your car around while she is topless and you suck on her titties

I heard Ben and some girl did The Blazer in his trailblazer for 20 minutes the other day

by Disgunnabegood July 7, 2016

hot blazer

When you take a shit on a girls face and then jizz on it to make it hotter. Once finished you take your ass and smear the sperm shit on there face and fart.

Imma give my girl a real nice hot blazer

by Tristan393648 February 9, 2017

Blue Blazer

A sex thing.

“I hooked up with Franciliondo last night and she gave me the Blue Blazer.”

by Halfdollarballer October 9, 2020

Blazer

1. A terrible SUV made by general motors.
2. A shit that really hurts your ass afterwords.

1.Sorry Tom, I cant make it to work my blazer broke down.
2. Ted: Hey Jeremy, why you walking so funny?

Jeremy: Because I took a blazer a little while ago, my ass is killing me!!

by CarShitz August 4, 2012

Mike Blazer

the most badass gangster person in the room especially when daves around

go clean that up because im Mike Blazer

i will whoop that ass, because im Mike blazer

by oogabooga1232376mp March 25, 2023

Trail Blazer

While mostly known as the car, the Trail Blazer is when a hairy whore leaves a gary the snail trail of penguin seamin off her pussy after rubbing it off on the carpet giving her third degree burns and a red puss.

That girl is a fucking trail blazer. You should have seen my apartment last night, bro.

by gluckgluckcumjug March 30, 2023

Blazering

The act of rubbing someone's nose in a mistake that they stupidly made. Recipients of a Blazering become Blazer'd

Bro made a boo boo and got a wicked Blazering.

by Wicked Wisp Wizard April 13, 2023