blanchica

A Spanish woman that acts like a white girl.

look at her ordering a coffee with almond milk and low fat whipped cream.

What a Blanchica

by DaMan1969 February 5, 2024

Blanche monnier

A woman who was imprisoned for 25 years in a bedroom without any sunlight by her own mother for marrying a man who wasn’t rich enough according to her family or something like that.

Firstly, blanche monnier became anorexic. By the time she was rescued by the police after receiving an anonymous tip from an unknown person, she barely weighed 25kg.

Secondly, she wasn’t in the best sanitary or hygiene state. A foul smell permeated the entire attic where she was locked up, resulting from the rotten food and human excrements all around her. The room was so smelly and pungent that the investigators couldn’t spend more time to conduct the needed investigations.

Thirdly, her mental and social state were greatly deteriorated. Being trapped in darkness can cause many effects on one’s mental being and in the end, she was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Having been surrounded by her own excrement, she also developed coprophilia; sexual arousal and pleasure from faeces (yuck!)

Lastly, she was also diagnosed with exhibitionism, resulting from all those years when she was only stark naked on her rudimentary straw bed.

by smoking & vaping is for losers November 17, 2025

anne blanche

A stunningly beautiful girl that’s almost too perfect for the word. She brings life into every room and may not know it, but people often think about her. Her beauty makes her irresistible to everyone, and her funny personality will make you laugh on the darkest day. Anne Blanche is the definition of perfect.

I wish i could be an Anne Blanche.

by thelitsavage February 6, 2018

The Banchetto

When you don’t know what to do but you suddenly require some extra company so you invite your momma’s friends for some spicy maguro

Eg. “Let’s have a huge The Banchetto at my place tonight, bring some extra soy sauce”

by Chirico & Trone November 26, 2020

carte blanche

if someone has been given carte blanche, it means that the person is free to do or say whatever they please.

John: So you are saying the only rule is to get the ball to the target?
Alice: Yep! There are no other rules.
John: I don’t see how this game could possibly work.
Alice: Think of it this way. All the players have carte blanche to do whatever they think will help them get the ball to the target

John: So punching is allowed?
Alice: Anything.

by Slasher1267 December 16, 2023

Toad Blanche

Nickname on Capital Hill for the machiavellian Acting Attorney General appointed by the corrupt and incompetent Diaper Donald Trump.

Toad Blanche is devoid of ethics, behaving more like an amphibian than a human being.

by LaughingAloud April 3, 2026

Bum Blanched Boomerang

The act of you or your partner getting your assholes blanched and then one of you gets on top of a bedrail, does a belly-faced-down 360 spin, and then your penis entering either the asshole, or the vagina of your partner

Dave: did you here what Tod and Jeremy did last night?
Xacian: No, but do I even want to know?
Dave: Probably not, but anyways Tod did his signature Bum Blanched Boomerang on Jeremy last night!
Xacian: ...You need some professional help, Dave.

by King_rar March 8, 2025