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Black Friday

Black Friday is US holiday after Thanksgiving where corporations hold arena combat competitions in exchange for prizes, such as discounted TVs or children.

The way these work is prizes are piled up in the center of an arena and US consumers fight each other to the death until the appropriate ratio of prizes to victors is acheived.

Its customary for the winners to take the belongings, spouse, and children of those they slay in Black Friday festivities.
Becca won herself a television at 50% off and three newly orphaned children from contestants she dispatched in the most recent Black Friday event.
Black Friday by Thurgalicious November 24, 2025
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Black Friday Shit 

The enormous shit you have to take on the day after your huge Thanksgiving Day meal, which is Black Friday.
John: Hey man, did you get any good deals on Black Friday?

Gary: No man, I was going to, but I suddenly had to take a huge Black Friday shit.
Black Friday Shit by DMAc94 November 29, 2009

Black Friday Pussy 

The act of going shopping on black friday, in order to find a good deal on some fresh poon.
Cotton McKnight: Bro I got some 2 for 1 action for that low price Black Friday Pussy

Pepper Brooks: Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action Cotton!
Black Friday Pussy by MichaelJames November 27, 2011

Black Friday beatdown 

The fights that break out during the rush to grab Christmas deals on Black Friday. Black Friday, Black Friday brawl, fight, brawl, beatdown, World Star, punch, kick, hit, Thanksgiving, holiday
The police were called after there was a Black Friday beatdown over a 50 inch tv.

Black Friday Bowels 

The effect of too much turkey/gravy/pie.
Dude, lets go get some cheap Christmas presents!

Na man, I'm afraid to leave the house. I've got a bad case of the Black Friday Bowels.
Black Friday Bowels by Burnie888 November 26, 2009

black friday bitching 

The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.
Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."

black friday stabbing 

the brutal stabbing of someone over that top you wanted that someone else just grabbed.
Did you hear the news, there was a Black Friday stabbing over the new game cube.
black friday stabbing by Camchowder November 25, 2017