Black Friday Shit

The enormous shit you have to take on the day after your huge Thanksgiving Day meal, which is Black Friday.

John: Hey man, did you get any good deals on Black Friday?

Gary: No man, I was going to, but I suddenly had to take a huge Black Friday shit.

by DMAc94 November 29, 2009

Black Friday Pussy

The act of going shopping on black friday, in order to find a good deal on some fresh poon.

Cotton McKnight: Bro I got some 2 for 1 action for that low price Black Friday Pussy

Pepper Brooks: Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action Cotton!

by MichaelJames November 27, 2011

Black Friday beatdown

The fights that break out during the rush to grab Christmas deals on Black Friday. Black Friday, Black Friday brawl, fight, brawl, beatdown, World Star, punch, kick, hit, Thanksgiving, holiday

The police were called after there was a Black Friday beatdown over a 50 inch tv.

by joecoolthefool October 7, 2016

Black Friday Bowels

The effect of too much turkey/gravy/pie.

Dude, lets go get some cheap Christmas presents!

Na man, I'm afraid to leave the house. I've got a bad case of the Black Friday Bowels.

by Burnie888 November 26, 2009

Black Friday swooping

1.The act of swooping down from the top of a shelf and taking one of their Nintendo Game Boy and or food.
2.The way of gliding past the croud if you are short. And then stealing all of the stuff becouse your cheap even on black fliping friday!

News at six! There has been a majour Black Friday swooping so watch out!

by TheAnonamousePineapple November 27, 2018

black friday bitching

The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.

Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 3, 2014

black friday stabbing

the brutal stabbing of someone over that top you wanted that someone else just grabbed.

Did you hear the news, there was a Black Friday stabbing over the new game cube.

by Camchowder November 25, 2017