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Menthol Humming Blumpkin

While receiving a blow job, while taking a bowel movement, the "giver" insertes something into their mouth containing menthol, such as a cough drop, then continues while forcefully humming through there nose.
E-rod, I finally I got that Menthol Humming Blumpkin me and Rat where talking about yesterday! That girl was a real trooper!
by Mr wood April 29, 2015
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pumpkin blumpkin

The standard blumpkin affair with a twist: instead of the usual mouth hug while taking the browns to the super bowl, she (or he if you're so inclined) dons a jack-o-lantern (preferably of the toothless persuasion) and then blumpkins you to orgasm. It's a seasonal thing - like the bj version of the shamrock shake.
It was Halloween night and I could tell magic was in the air when a jack-o-lantern was giving me head on the toilet, the old "pumpkin blumpkin"
by steve ryans October 4, 2009
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Sloppy Blumpkin

The act of recieveing a blumpkin with your vomit being used as lubrication.
After rob had thrownup in the stall, stephanie proceded to crawl under the stall getting throwup on herself during the process. She then gave him a sloppy blumpkin.
by joabvouabf April 17, 2010
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Blumpatola

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a dump and wearing a towel around your head.
Scott enjoyed coming home from work, pulling a towel out of the hamper, and receiving a blumpatola from his partner.
by Blumpster September 3, 2009
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Count Blumpkula

The wonderous act of receiving a blowjob while stuffing your face full of Count Chocula ceral.
"Would you like to share a bagel for breakfast?"

"No, thanks. I paid my neighbor's son $12 to give me a Count Blumpkula, and I'm stuffed."
by ZombeeJeezus November 18, 2009
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Blumpelstiltskins

To administer a blow job to a defecating garden gnome or a very short and stubby man.
I had such a wild night last night, dude, I gave mad blumpelstiltskins to the Johnson's lawn ornament, and I liked it. Needless to say, I expect that they would return the favor with a cup of sugar sometime down the road.
by Proudest Citizen November 10, 2005
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Blumpkin punch

When receiving a blumpkin one takes it to another level and punches the sucker in the back of the skull. Rude and efficient.
"Wow, you hit her pretty hard Rick. Why'd you give her a blumpkin punch?"

"Because there's nothing more humiliating than being punched in the back of the dome while blowing a dude on the shitter."
by Jim2 January 10, 2009
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