anhui benz

any car that's a piece of junk but would pass for a top car in the poorer areas of China e.g. Anhui province

"That Gremlin is totally an Anhui Benz"

by living in Shanghai February 13, 2010

Danny Benz Money

A large quantity of money (>$100MM)

Guy 1: "Heard the Cubs signed Yu Darvish to a huge contract."

Guy 2: "Yeah but he's still not making Danny Benz money."

Guy 1: "I just made $100K commission off of this deal."
Guy 2: "$100K? Better step your game up if you want to make Danny Benz money."

by the_rickest_rickthere_ever_was May 17, 2018

daniel benz

Slang term for a person that takes a body of work, focuses on the one item that might be an exaggeration and loses sight of the primary message. “Being a Daniel Benz” was introduced into the American lexicon in 2019 after a person by that name displayed his inability to comprehend the key intent of an on-line observation. “A Daniel Benz” is associated with a person of lower than average intelligence.

Nancy can be such a Daniel Benz when she is drunk.

by Non Cougar Eater March 5, 2019

Fanq Benz

A backwards way of saying “Thank you”

“Here is your drink.”
“Fanq Benz!”

by Swigswaginthebaghag February 6, 2020

mercedes benz

no go buy bmw

A : i want mercedes benz
B : no go buy bmw

by thebimmerguy August 9, 2022

too hype in the benz

Nomenclature for successful, victorious or anything related with looking good

Person 1: Damn Tobi Lou looking real clean.
Person 2: Yeah bet, he's too hype in the benz.
Or
Person 1: I just graduated.
Person 2: Oooooooo ok sir, congrats for the dub, we see you being hype in that benz.

by The_Mans October 7, 2020

Mercedes-Benz

The poor man's Farrari. Not as fast, over rated. Anything older than a 2000 Mercedes looks like an old people's car. Farrari will beat it in a race. Farrari is known as the fastest car that's why people know it. Mercedes is #2, get over it.

Jon: You dude check out my Mercedes-Benz yo it's so "gangsta"
Derek: Umm..I bought a Farrari, it's faster and better than your benz.
Jon: Dammit.. your right
Derek: So I guess yoll be retiring in the fall right?
Jon: No what are you talking about!?
Derek: It was a joke dude, you drive that old man's Benz
Jon: O ya... damn I wish I bought a Farrari
Derek: So next time don't make a mistake by buying a Benz, next time step it up and buy a Farrari

by Derek Reefer June 17, 2006