Battenburg Bellend

If your a men and women/men like to give you oral sex and you enjoy and do it alot

My neighbour Dave must have a Battenburg Bellend as I've seen alot of different women coming from his house at night.

by Moo I'm a cow! October 30, 2012

bellend

Top of the penis, also a British insult. Basically the same as saying "dickhead"

Alex: Hey, did you see how Dan acted at the party last night?

Jamie: Yeah, I couldn't believe it. He was being such a bellend, especially when he started arguing with everyone for no reason.

Alex: I know, right? It was so embarrassing. I hope he realizes how out of line he was.

Jamie: Hopefully, someone talks to him about it. We can't have another night like that.

by whatisapseudonym104 June 24, 2024

bellend

the end of your fat juics COCK or a silly man like you

random man: i dont want to play cards

MC Devvo: you what dickhead

random man: (very scared)

MC Devvo what are you doing u stupid bellend

by 67892035 January 5, 2021

Bellend

William Mccue

William mccue likes boys so he is a bellend

by Bellend lover August 22, 2020

International Bellend Day

The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.

"I see from the Daily Mail comments section that it's international bellend day again."

by BigDaddyGee March 8, 2021

Bellend

Someone who sits on a kiddy size JCB wearing a striped guess T-Shirt, Palace socks stretched up their shins and BlacK Vans

Jeez look at that bellend

by xx_blazeit_xx May 26, 2018

Bellend

A bellend is a person who wears any type of clothery from spurs or any London club

"Morgan is a bellend she has a spurs hat and mask"

by shehgsgwbwe October 8, 2020