not in a million beers

referring to something you would not participate in even if you were impossibly drunk.

"Hey would you bang Sheila?"

"Not in a million beers!"

by Carl Lanser March 20, 2008

beerp

The Beeping sound a Big Truck makes when backing up. Refers to a women backing up her booty in a club.

"I told her to back it up like Beerp Beerp."

by Chris Castle April 2, 2008

how many beers would it take?

a game popularized by Phil Hendrie.
You rate women based on how much alocohol/drugs it would take to fuck
them

pam anderson = 0 beers
your girlfriend = 10 beers
My girlfriend = 1/2 a keg
Hillary Clinton = heroin

by 420hitter December 4, 2002

beersty

adj. having a desire to drink a beer; a combination of beer and thirsty

barkeep, im so beersty, prepare me an ale!

by robertjames May 25, 2005

beerskee

A single bottle of beer, preferably chilled.

Informal Spoken: "Hand me a beerskee"

by beerskee June 7, 2003

beerpressure

Occurs when peers pressure someone to go out and drink instead of staying in or doing homework.

I bet we can get Mike to come out and party even though he has a final tomorrow, he always gives in to Beerpressure.

by MoCo May 23, 2008

Beershit

The massive shit one takes the morning after consuming a large amount of beer.

"Oh man, I took a massive beershit today, it was an epic session last night!"

by Seamus O' Shaughnessy July 6, 2008