beer blanket

n. The warm and fuzzy feeling that envelopes one after drinking several beers - especially when one is drinking because it is so damn cold and one can't afford heat.

"The gas has been turned off again so I'm going to cuddle up in a beer blanket."

by Haff January 4, 2009

bebrilliant

Adj.

1. Extremely evil yet genius

1. Dude, I can't believe you tricked Jimmy into thinking you'd dated his sister! What a bebrilliant move!

by librarykid123 July 25, 2010

beer wanker

The term given to one who thinks they are the expert in everything beer related. Much like a wine connoisseur, though this arsehole individual differs in the way that they won't actually suggest a tastier beverage, just tell you that the one that you're drinking is shit.

BW: Hey dude, is that a Budweiser you've got there?

You: Sure is man, why do you ask?

BW: Budweiser is shit, all lagers are shit, ale is shit and so is stout.

You: Thanks beer wanker.

by Brian Mumble April 7, 2013

mug root beer

The best root beer ever.
root beer in a mug, dipshit.

Hey look, it’s root beer in a fucking mug!
Holy shit.
It’s so fucking good!
I love mug root beer!

by The truth of truth of truth March 6, 2022

homeopathic beer

A homeopathic beer is a weak brew; typically low in alcoholic content.

Milton, being a complete wuss, brought a six-pack of homeopathic beer to the barbecue.

by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020

beer curve

n. Associated with bar sports. The condition in which a players ability improves after the consumption of alcohol. The player eventually reaches a point, the peak, where all performace exponentially declines thereafter.

I haven't quite hit my beer curve yet, thats why Joe keeps beating me.

I could take this girl home tonight, I just need to get on the beer curve.

by Acquire Team May 27, 2006

Beer cuffed

Similar to Edward 40 Hands.
Beer cuffing is the act of getting handcuffed to a case of beer, and you're not let go till it's empty. Keys to the handcuffs are often given to someone whom you trust.
Can be played with two players, where each player is handcuffed to each side of a case.

Being let go in order to piss can be optional, although is recommended for 2 player games, especially with female players.

"Stacy and I are gonna get beer cuffed for the festival, it's gonna be awesome!"

by Cap'n Crimson April 22, 2015