The Concealed Bagel

A douche bag of a A boy, who idealizes women and needs to dig a hole! He says he loves you then he gets together with some skanky ass ho. All he wants is sex and can never get why you want him so badly. Stay away from this type of boy. Aslo known as the Abdo.

Eh. Ma. Gawd. The Concealed Bagel said he loved me then left me! Can you believe?!

by StrawberryJelly August 16, 2009

baeli

the sweetest, most loving, most compassionate person to exist. always the most independent bad bitch in the room

see also; valentine

trevor: whose that baeli chick?

steve: oh her? shes the most independent bad bitch in the room and im scared of her

baeli: oookayyyy, anyways

by baelivalentine December 6, 2021

douche bagel

Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.

You're such a douche bagel you should sell yourself at panera bread.

by S. Beebe August 4, 2007

whiskey bagel

The inability for a women's vagina to become moist enough to allow easy penetration. The female version of whiskey dick.

After a long night of drinking at the bar, she had the worst case of whiskey bagel.

by steven-jones February 25, 2009

Pizza Bagel

A bleeding blue waffle which has pus leaking from over sized boils which smells like garlic.

Have you met the blue waffles ugly cousin Pizza bagel?

by SHENZILLA December 8, 2010

babel fish

A translation tool.

Originates from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series written by the late Douglas Adams. A babel fish is stuck in your ear and feeds off of other people's neural patterns, excreting the translated thoughts into your brain.

Stick this babel fish in your ear.

Use babel fish to translate.

by Sonnybobiche January 27, 2004

Dirty Bagel

The shit and dingleberries caked around an asshole formed by taking many dumps without wiping your ass.

Dude - I had explosive diarrhea the last three days and haven't wiped once! You should see the dirty bagel on my ass!

by Hal G July 18, 2006