Baby battering ram

Women who use their baby carriages like battering rams to move through crowds.

Wow that lady almost ran me over with her baby battering ram!

by Logan Durgen January 22, 2011

ur mom eats wired batteries

A word to use as a comeback in awkward scenarios or whenever you want!

Hey, what are you eating for lunch? "Ur mom eats wired batteries."

by hotties 2.0 fan account January 14, 2022

Battery Battle

The comparing of two or more peoples cell phone battery charge to see which person needs the charger more. The person with the lowest battery percentage on their phone will be entitled to the charger.

Person 1: Dude, I need the charger. My phone is like seriously low.
Person 2: This is the only phone charger and I need it!
Person 1: Chill, we'll just have a Battery Battle. How much do you have?
Person 2: 33%
Person 1: 15%, I win.

by Squaresvillefan March 14, 2013

vaginal batteries

its when you charge your cunt up

yo homie slice go charge your moms vaginal batteries

by George McLean February 2, 2007

Testicular Battery

The act of deliberately assaulting someone with your, or any other individual's, testicles.

I just got out of prison for testicular battery, after I killed your mom five years ago.

by Sodomy boy June 19, 2010

*battery dies*

A phrase that nintendo backers use to insult PSP users by saying that they have terrible lithium ion batterys.

Nintendo Nub: *Battery Dies*
PSP Nub: *Pen in eye*

by negroshima January 27, 2007

Battery Exhaustion

Using the batteries from all the handheld electronic appliances in your house to power the device of your choice until you inevitable run out of batteries entirely. Battery exhaustion can be eliminated by investing in rechargeable batteries.

My game boy, TV remote, VCR remote, and personal grooming kit had all been rooted through for AAs. But it was over. I had reached true battery exhaustion. I would play no more Xbox 360 that day.

by 720mgSTEEEVE December 1, 2009