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Barbara Streisand

Origin of all that is evil in the world. As old as the universe itself.
People who listen to her music obviously need a good shooting.
Father...I have committed a sin...I listened to a Barbara Streisand album this morning.
by Felix July 28, 2005
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Barbara Feldon

(n) In Poker, a pair of nines

This is named after Barbara Feldon's character on the TV show "Get Smart." She was known only as "Ninty-Nine."
You've got a pair of eights, but I've got Barbara Feldon!
by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005
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Barbara

She is a gorgeous woman, there is no doubt about that. And, at first, she is not very communicative, which gives her an aura of mystery that drives boys insane. But many people will never see why Barbara is so special. First of all, she is a real lady. Is like she was transported over here from another epoch because she acts in a way that nobody does and that appeals to your inner gentlemen. She is also really smart. Barbara is probably smarter than you. And she is really curious and loves to learn. Barbara is also really mature. Women tend to be more mature than men but she is on another level... I could keep talking about her and her artistic side but words can not describe her accurately. She is not perfect but, the more you know her, the more beautiful she seems to you.
Any man in the world would be lucky to have the chance to be around Barbara...
by VT96 May 11, 2018
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Santa Barbara

Visiting
It's a great place to visit if you stay in the downtown area. State street is the main shopping area for tourists and preppy rich kids. There is(or was) a whore house on Haley Street. Walk down there in the evening and you may see a few prostitutes. The pier has great places to eat and shop. There's a fortune teller there if you're interested in getting ripped off. There are also rental shops where you can rent bikes, roller skates, mini cars, and more. If you leave the downtown area be sure to check out Isla Vista(IV). College parties galore.

Living
Many people think the inhabitants of Santa Barbara are all rich snobs. This is untrue. While some of the teenagers and college goers are snobs most of us are just laid back stoners/tweakers who are constantly bored. On weekends college goers can be found in IV at frat parties and bars. High schoolers can be found driving around aimlessly, downtown on numerous drugs, in IV partying, or at public elementary schools on numerous drugs.

Other Facts
Santa Barbara's teenage populance is turning scene. Help stop the problem by providing the rest of us with plenty of drugs.
Dos Pueblos High School is the birth place of this scenester tragedy. It is also known as the hick school because it is surrounded by various farm land.
Camino Real used to be the hang out place on weekends until the rest of us got cars and better drugs.
According to us Panda Express is real Chinese food and Taco Bell is real Mexican food.
In n Out is the main fast food place.
We are notorious "dude" users.
Ignorant asshole: "Santa Barbara is filled with rich snobs"
Me: "Actually Santa Barbara is filled with nihilistic stoners/tweakers who are much cooler than your punk ass will ever be."
by Emelia October 13, 2005
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barbara goleman high school

The most cocky school in the planet. Everyone thinks they're the shit, and even their instagram account is cocky. They think they're all that but they actually suck, except for football, their pretty good at that. And they got hella beef with hghs
Person 1- Yo what school you go to ?
Person 2- Oh I go to barbara goleman high school, we're the best at everything

Person 1-I go to hghs I hate you, y'all suck
by ._.->-!\_'. September 30, 2019
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Barbarian Bloody Mary

When a man is having hardcore butt sex with an animal, while being so wasted he won't remember anything. He starts to ejaculate blood into the animal's anus. The animal then has violent diareah all over the man's cock. The diareah gets inside of the man's penis and he gets a disease that makes his penis skin start flaking and bleed constantly. This disease is known as Barbarian Bloody Mary.
Oh man, I got so drunk last night, I woke up on a farm. And now I think I have Barbarian Bloody Mary
by austin holl. November 24, 2006
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Internet Barbarian

Internet Barbarians are a group of people, who are the direct result of the World Wide Web's general anonimity, and it's overwhelming mass of information.

Internet Barbarians are stupid, and are allways in denial about it, otherwise, they would feel bad for being stupid and would have to show respect for other people, which they (because of their inferiority complex) would never want to do.

They consider the internet their "free play zone", where they can rage out their daily stress, anger, and envy, and their general stupidity can be hidden behind their anonimity.

They can't be argued, or reasoned with, and despite their unusually low level of intellect and the fact that they are most of the time uncapable of construing a more-than-3-sentence-long text, they are in the strict belief that "they are the shit", and their opinions equal that of other intelligent human beings.

Their general opinions on most of the things in life are negative, or at most neutral, and they are mostly only intrigued by gore and agressive behaviour in entertaining media, and have anger issues in real life.

They are usually mean towards people, and ofter result to personal insults when they are on the loosing end of an arguement, because they feel as if pissing off the other person would give them some sort of partial victory, which would overshadow their revealed stupidity in front of the observing mob.
"Beware: Internet Barbarians are not intelligent people. Their opinions are mostly losely-based, because they only use them as means to pull their rage out. They are also well-known for lying, making shit up (then denying to prove it), copycatting ("Well, prove it otherwise."), and having an unusually effective underlying instinct to hijack discussions and turn them into their personal Jerry Springer Show.

They are most recognizable from:
- noticable ill intentions
- oversimplifying intentually complex things
- personal insults
- trying to prove their points with their age, race, sex, standing in society, or and sort of implyed achivements in ther life, which they usually cannot prove.
- capslock talk (internet "shouting")
- and sometimes complete incapability for any sort of civilized discussion.

Do not argue with them, do not even reply them, and for God's sake, never try to undersand them. Just leave them. Move on. Walk away. Consider them thin air. That is the only way to fight against them, because they eat up negativ responses and get stronger by them just like fire eats up fire....

And the thing about fire is: You can play with it, but you'll just get yourself burned."
by voice of the net November 19, 2009
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