baboonitis

a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons

after the mx race i had a bad case of baboonitis.

by dirtboy70 February 24, 2010

Balloon Payment

When you don't masturbate for a couple of days in anticipation of getting a blow job. It will fill her cheeks to cartoon-like proportions.

Ted: So Jenny promised me if the Mets lost the World Series she would give me a hummer and so I didn't sling my own jelly for a week.
Frank: Ah, the old Balloon Payment, classic.

by Wally Krunk from the grave March 27, 2016

Balloon Pussy

The art of fucking vigorously until the ladies vagina inflates like a balloon

Girl I just fucked Vincent now I’m suffering from balloon pussy

You hear about Raquel and Dj? I heard he gave her balloon pussy last night.

by Face Throttle October 26, 2018

Denver Balloon

The act of creeping up on your sleeping spouse, then spreading your ass-cheeks wide open and in one swift movement, locking your anus-lips to their mouth-lips and letting go with a bowel shattering fart, thus causing your spouse's cheeks to balloon out to full capacity for a split second or two.

dude, i gave my wife a sick Denver balloon last night. I laughed for hours.

by beaver stretcher March 5, 2013

Bean Balloon

A wreaking gaseous cloud that overcomes passersby. Similar to teargas only typically coming from one's ass.

Bill let loose such a massive Bean Balloon that it made Benny throw up his linguini.

by Neufdog2 March 18, 2014

Buffoon Baboon

One who is amusing yet unintelligent while also showing characteristics of the genus Papio (baboon).

Guy: Hey do you see that person?
Girl: yeah she’s funny, dumb, and walks on their knuckles...
Guy: uhh... DUH... that’s a buffoon baboon

by FromKatlyn+John September 19, 2018

Balloon

A balloon filled with nitrous oxide, or NOS (laughing gas). You can usually find balloon dealers outside parties, raves, music festivals or other such gatherings. As soon as people hear a dealer inflating a balloon they flock round them like sheep. Balloons are the second most popular drug in the UK (aside from weed). Also goes by the name of Hippy crack.

Dealer: You came to buy balloons bruv?
Client: Yea man (hands over cash)
Dealer: Calm G, this is 100% medical grade NOS. This shit'll make you trip. (Loudly inflates balloon)

by dankcuddlybear October 29, 2018