business poop

A business poop is a public standing poop made in extreme haste. Often made while waiting inline for the tube or a Costa coffee, partitioners simply lower the top half of the pants to below the waist and poop. Special care must be taken to apply enough bowl pressure to excrete the faeces a sufficient distance from the body. Regular business poopers may evolve a large air sack in their lower intestine capable of inflating and releasing pressure at will. Hernias are not uncommon.

Tom is a business man, who only has time for business poops

by Thomas Kielbasa May 30, 2017

business as usual

An ongoing and unchanging state of affairs despite catastrophies and turmoils.

After they rose from the dead, Chris accidentaly released the container with fresh zombies into the drive-in theater. Apart from this, Embry and Jacob stayed watching anime, it's business as usual.

by AngeloValentino March 6, 2019

business meeting

noun - Usually an occurance during a one night stand; the business meeting takes place when, upon entering the bedroom, both parties are nude at a strikingly fast rate and go immediately into sex. There is no foreplay. This is straight fucking. Also, one of the parties leaves immediately after as no one hangs around the conference room after a business meeting.

Yeah, I took Jan home from the bar last night. We go to her house and it was a straight business meeting. I don't even think we kissed. I was back at the club in an hour, and I think I lost a sock.

by dmalanowski January 8, 2010

business texter

A person who only texts when they find it important or when it deals with business. These people tend to stay from small talk and conversations when it comes to texting due to laziness or limited texting. Many people get mad at these business texters since they expect a text back, but are left hanging.

Friend: Whats up dude?

- Ten minutes later -

Friend: Hey wanna hang out at 5?
Business Texter: Yeah sure i'll see you then.
Friend: man why the hell didn't you respond to my first text?

- Ten minutes later -

Friend: you suck dick.

by Vas E. March 9, 2010

Business Trick Or Treater

A person that goes out trick or treating on halloween purely for the porpose of business and profit in terms of gross confectionary product, they typically go alone in case other persons cause them to slow down or reduce the quantity of produce aquired. Professional business trick or treaters will often carry a suitcase full of various masks so that they can make a quick change then visit the same properties they have previously visited and get more produce with the proprietor left none the wiser.

Patrick-"Hey man, you coming trick or treating with us tonight?"

Jemal-"Nah, Man im sorry im a business trick or treater, i only go alone"

Patrick-"Thats cool man"

by oldelpaso November 6, 2009

Business Dreads

A form of dreads worn in a tight pony tail | Allowable in work environment

I'm glad he has business dreads now, I wasn't able to respect him before.

No Jamal! You can't work here unless you put that hair back into a business dread.

by Mr. Cheves January 14, 2010

Business Card

Something exhibiting a horrendous smell.

It smells like business card in here, did someone fart?

by PeterPatrelli February 21, 2007