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top bollocks

boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.
Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.
by mark May 16, 2003
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pants bologna

The party was going fine until eddie whipped out his pants bologna and sent the women running.
by hamburgerhat December 21, 2006
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Billy Bollocks

To be completely naked
She caught me standing there, completely billy bollocks
by misterhahn August 15, 2006
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Boblox

Boblox is a joke name for the popular game Roblox. It’s mostly used in shitposting like its other counterpart Bobux.
Alright imma be playing Boblox tonight”
by PotatothatisRussian December 18, 2020
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bet your bollocks to a barndance

means to be a sure thing, English slang... regular english would be "you bet your life", "you bet your arse"
"You bet your bollocks to a barndance he's going through with the fight" ..Snatch
by i focking hate pikeys December 3, 2007
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bollock brain

Oi! Bollock brain, unplug the toaster before sticking a screwdriver in it to get that bit of burnt toast out.
by Sid Swift November 19, 2003
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bollock custard

The ejaculation produced from a males penis when he reaches orgasm.
"I shot my bollock custard all over her face".

"She swallowed my bollock custard".
by Dacarlo March 13, 2003
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