top bollocks

boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.

Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.

by mark May 16, 2003

pants bologna

male genetalia, (penis)

The party was going fine until eddie whipped out his pants bologna and sent the women running.

by hamburgerhat December 21, 2006

Billy Bollocks

To be completely naked

She caught me standing there, completely billy bollocks

by misterhahn August 15, 2006

Boblox

Boblox is a joke name for the popular game Roblox. It’s mostly used in shitposting like its other counterpart Bobux.

“Alright imma be playing Boblox tonight”

by PotatothatisRussian December 18, 2020

bet your bollocks to a barndance

means to be a sure thing, English slang... regular english would be "you bet your life", "you bet your arse"

"You bet your bollocks to a barndance he's going through with the fight" ..Snatch

by i focking hate pikeys December 3, 2007

bollock brain

A bollock brain is a fuck wit.

Oi! Bollock brain, unplug the toaster before sticking a screwdriver in it to get that bit of burnt toast out.

by Sid Swift November 19, 2003

bollock custard

The ejaculation produced from a males penis when he reaches orgasm.

"I shot my bollock custard all over her face".

"She swallowed my bollock custard".

by Dacarlo March 13, 2003