Blanket of death 

the most fearsome piece of cloth ever

unhand me Blanket of death

Blanket of death by I'm not a bad slime slurp June 3, 2019

blanket ghost

When your in bed and you get a hard on, and you make the blankets stand up around your stuff. Looks like a ghost.bla

I was in bed with a naked girl and i popped up a blanket ghost.

blanket ghost by mrredline05 November 8, 2009

blanket equality 

Blanket Equality is the share between blankets to make sure blankets are distributed and shared among the population equally.

Wow that person really cares about blanket equality.

blanket equality by Caody vaughan November 10, 2017

blanket show 

means your going the bed or going to sleep.
that the back of your blanket is all the t.v your going to see for the rest of the night.

mother: "your going to the blanket show"
child: "i want to stay up mum"
mother: "no, it's time for you to go to bed!"
child: "aaawwwwwww!!!!"
mother: "lights out"

blanket show by cleanmachine November 27, 2010

Blanket Penis

When the foreskin of the penis is larger than the actual penis itself.

"Omg look at his Blanket Penis"

Blanket Penis by KHELEY March 28, 2009

blanket drill 

British euphemism for sex OR

Something that happens in really cheesy women's prison movies, where a woman (usually only half protestingly) is forced to have sex with her fellow inmates.

Let's go to a hotel, luv, make a tent from the bedcovers, and have a blanket drill

I love the part in the movie where the woman guard gets gang banged by half a dozen female inmates having a blanket drill

blanket drill by Betty Rocks September 24, 2006

Blanket Wank

The act of wrapping a blanket around one's penis and thrusting furiously. This type of behavior is usually found in frustrated teenage boys or lonely men alone in a room at a party.

I just had the most furious blanket wank ever

Blanket Wank by AledLlyr November 23, 2011