Blumpkin

A fat piece of white trash with especially poor hygiene and body odor. A loser who isn't going to do anything with their life and always makes excuses about how their problems are beyond control.

Dude: Did you hear about Christian's car? It broke down again so he isn't going to be able to move out of his mom's any time soon now.

Guy: Maybe if he stopped being a blumpkin and got a job and stopped buying $50 cars that break down then he could make some progress.

by DATAyymbr March 8, 2014

Blumpkin

A combination of the two best things in the word!

Dude, I gotta blumpkin lastnite from my girl, I swear I was in heaven.

by sosaditty June 21, 2011

blumpkin

A fat chick with red hair and resembles a pumpkin

That blumpkin stole my twinkie!

by Bran-Dan April 20, 2009

Blumpkin

The meaning for everything that is good in life.

Blumpkins! come on it describes itself

by Swat23 July 24, 2008

Blumpkin

A Halloween Pumpkin with no eyes
Its got a lot of Fibre in it and it helps u shit.

meh blumpkin

by i am matt shadows September 18, 2009

blumpkin

a blowjob given to person who is shitting

the only way to get bobby off is to give him a blumpkin.

by puppadup June 17, 2015

Blumpkin

Awkwardly-Social human who tends not to fit into crowds (even anti-social crowds), often doing random acts of stupidity for attention, or slowly fading away into the Master universe of all blumpkins in which the Original Blumpkin controls.

"hey bro whats up"(normal human sentence) "man imsoo high lets get high, bro can i go to the store for you for a smoke even in -50 i dont care bro, hey bro dont you love lil wayne i love lil wayne bro"(blumpkin sentence)

by thecanadiancreator November 23, 2014