rose in bloom

Jerry : have you fucked the new chick???

Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....

Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....

by Femoralslasher December 7, 2014

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Blooming Onion

When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.

Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.

by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017

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bloom shining

a way to decorate your home using outdoor plants or other art items near windows to add to the interior.

i love your bloom shining by planting that fruit tree near the window so it appears to be in the house.

by Von trudelburg November 25, 2022

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Blooming flower

When a male pushes the head of his penis down into the shaft and keeps pinchning it down until the shaft almost disappears into the ball sack, then you let go and the penis blooms like a flower. Recommend only attempting when fully flacid.

Man my uncle did an amazing blooming flower last night after dinner, our whole family was so impressed.

by Loudeezy October 29, 2021

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blooming flower

This is the term most commonly used to describe the act of swiftly pulling your penis out of your partners rectum, thus causing the inner tissue to "bloom" outward; producing what appears to be a flesh colored flower blooming from the anus

How was your time in prison?

It wasn't too bad except for the day Bubba gave me a blooming flower after dropping the soap.

by Morgan Candlelight April 10, 2009

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