blekkan

A guy with cute hair.
He doesn't want people to touch his hair eighter.
Sometimes that n00b gets red eyes.

Hey! Can I touch you're hair?

No, I'm blekkan!

by Eske April 10, 2008

Blockanism

A device and or mechanism used to block or defend yourself from being poked by such persons…

your arm can be used as a blockanism to deflect projectiles and/ or attackers.

by rrrrrrrolyat November 24, 2009

brokkaki

When a man gets jizzed on by no less than 5 guys at same time.

"That party was wild last night! Steve got the best Brokkaki I've ever seen."

by PhillyPizzaGod February 16, 2015

Penis Blockage

1:When a man is looking for or trying to do something and the woman can do it or find it quicker. : )
2:man who has his head so far up his ass, he sees through his bung hole...def of bung hole...pooper...def of pooper...asshole

When men ask the women where something is located and the mans penis blockage doesn't allow them to see that the item is right in front of their faces.

by Red head italian March 20, 2009

_blockage

Some Instagram personality that mooches off his friends for clout

"Hey do you follow @_blockage?"
"Gee Williegers, no I don't but, as a homosexual I guess it's my duty"

by Westsidepercs September 9, 2018

Blockas

Blockas - BLOCK-AHS. Noun
Used towards women with large or very attractive behinds or breasts.

Damn, did you see her man? She's got some BLOCKAS!

by YungReptar September 15, 2014

Blomkaalshoved

One who makes comments about things he think he knows about. While it is obvious to people with factual knowledge,that he is in an early state of his journey of discovery.

Blomkaalshoved: USA is liberating the world.

by Niels December 13, 2003