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Bif Head

omg look he looks like a monkey and has a big beefy head, he’s a bif head

Bif heads are usually very annoying people and you shouldn’t associate with them
by Lani.27 April 29, 2024
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Bif

haha dumbass you fell for it! Bif
i probably just beat your ass in league or R6, you fell for it bif balls in face btich
by Eevice December 24, 2022
mugGet the Bifmug.

mok bif

let’s go down an mok bif”
by gaŷ December 29, 2018
mugGet the mok bifmug.

BIF

You said you work in finance right? Where at?
“I work at BIF, you’ve probably never heard of it.”
by dvnprt April 7, 2022
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BIF

Book Industry Fascist. BIFs are book trolls, and they often pretend to be experts in the industry. So, on the surface, they appear to be professional book industry representatives, but behind the scenes, they behave like trolls. They're a segment of gatekeepers in the book industry who try to prevent authors from succeeding with their books, especially novels. BIFs typically troll books for one or two reasons. They usually troll with the goal of getting some monetary compensation for a service, such as editing or paying for good reviews. They do this by making authors so afraid of getting bad reviews that they end up paying for good reviews to some scam organization of which the BIF pushed them into by giving the book a terrible review. In other words, BIFs exploit the book industry by scamming authors, especially independently published authors. BIFs also tend to be jealous, failed authors who can't stand for other authors to succeed. So, they purposely try to ruin other authors' potential success while also exploiting them in the process, and they do this by trolling those authors' books.
Those book trolls are a bunch of BIFs!
by Ariel52 January 27, 2021
mugGet the BIFmug.

bif slam

A fetish that involves having a large woman drop her bif on you as an act of foreplay
"Oh, you like that? How heavy is it? You like it when I bif slam you, don't you?"
by meek105 July 5, 2012
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BIF

Later on Saturday, went to a guys bachelor party. We rented out a small bar, lots of backroom BIF from 2 working girls.
by Hunter Ryan July 20, 2009
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