BIF

"Before I forget". Telling someone something before you get distracted again and forget about it completely.

BIF, can you please start the rice cooker before I come home.

BIF, please hang up the laundry.

by lildumpling November 2, 2021

Bif

A UK term for a joint or a splif

You wanna go smoke a fat bif?

by UrMumsJuicyPussy July 15, 2021

Biffed

To not be bothered with something

"Awww man, I can't be biffed."

by rosaline rose August 22, 2021

bif

someone who you don’t necessarily like, but you think is cute and would gw, and you like them just not a crush.

And you have bif for each grade, ex. senior, jr, soph, and freshman bif

“looks theirs ethan my senior bif”

by rissy May 1, 2022

Biffed It

"Biffed A Climb"

When you get halfway up a route and decide it was a bad idea...

nah mate ... i biffed it on the last section

by jediraster November 15, 2022

BIF

Boutique investment firm.

You said you work in finance right? Where at?
“I work at BIF, you’ve probably never heard of it.”

by dvnprt April 7, 2022

BIF

Book Industry Fascist. BIFs are book trolls, and they often pretend to be experts in the industry. So, on the surface, they appear to be professional book industry representatives, but behind the scenes, they behave like trolls. They're a segment of gatekeepers in the book industry who try to prevent authors from succeeding with their books, especially novels. BIFs typically troll books for one or two reasons. They usually troll with the goal of getting some monetary compensation for a service, such as editing or paying for good reviews. They do this by making authors so afraid of getting bad reviews that they end up paying for good reviews to some scam organization of which the BIF pushed them into by giving the book a terrible review. In other words, BIFs exploit the book industry by scamming authors, especially independently published authors. BIFs also tend to be jealous, failed authors who can't stand for other authors to succeed. So, they purposely try to ruin other authors' potential success while also exploiting them in the process, and they do this by trolling those authors' books.

Those book trolls are a bunch of BIFs!

by Ariel52 January 27, 2021