Bell's Jokes Law

Bell's Jokes Law states that the potential funniness of a joke is inversely proportional to its length.
Thus, long jokes, with excruciatingly long build-ups and high expectations rarely generate belly laughs, whilst short ones can easily take you by surprise and induce spontaneous mirth.

Long joke: An Scotsman, a trout, two donkeys and a nun went blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and do you know what the nun said?
Get trout of my house and take your key Dons with you. :O/

Short joke: What should you do if you find a trumpet growing in your garden?
Root it oot! :O)

Man - 'Hey, those two jokes just demonstrated Bell's Jokes Law!'

by Bellser July 29, 2006

Bell Hop

Male Version: Upon receiving oral sex from a women, the man informs the lucky lady that he is about to bust. He then advises the women to open her mouth. Once her mouth is open, he proceeds by firmly grabbing her exposed tongue and pulling it down as hard as he can, in the meantime yelling, "Ding, ding, ding! Room Service!" All of which is done in the process of ejaculating. Note: It is crucial that every time you blurt out the word "Ding" you must initiate a subsequent downward pull on the woman's tongue. The man may instruct her to wear a butler outfit if he sees fit. Other props such as a carrying tray complete with an assortment of food dishes is also acceptable. Female Version: A women is performing oral sex on a man. Upon hearing that he is about to ejaculate, she grasps both testicles in her right hand and yanks his junk in a downward motion as hard as she can. She may yell out, "You rang?!" for effect purposes.

Example- Dude 1: "Hey man you'll never believe this. I met up with this babe last night and I Bell Hopped the Hell outta her! But the best part is, she can't talk anymore either! I'm thinking this one is a real keeper." Dude 2: "Sweet."

by ~ZaR~ February 26, 2011

bell-end

1.The glans of the penis. So called because of it's similarity in shape to that of a bell. See also helmet.

2.A foolish person. A plank.

I'd just had one off the wrist but I couldn't find the Kleenex so I had to wipe my bell-end on the curtains.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

bell nazi

A low-level high school faculty member who begins to drive students away from the cafeteria immediately upon hearing the warning bell.

"Hey, we'd better go to class, the bell nazis are bitching at us again."

by GHS Blows August 23, 2006

bell cheek

This is one side of a persons bell end and is closely associated with the act of knob cheeking someone as the bell cheek is the area of the penis which interacts with the other persons face.

Yo mamma got her face rubbed by my bell cheek and now she has a rash.

by mentaljon December 14, 2010

bell bottoms

Cool pants from the 70's that had a flare on the bottom. Came back into style briefly in the 90's. Now known as 'flares'.

Those are some cool bell bottoms.

by Htod January 24, 2008

Bell Burn

a nasty infestation of STDs caught after have sex with a ho while shagging her pink/brown/pink/brown all night which leaves your cock red & swollen with unbearable burning sensation when you pee

Fellows, that is some nasty bell burn you have there mate after shagging that hanna chick

by WAZZA12341 December 18, 2008