blilf

Bag Lady I'd Like To Fuck.

As Steve and Chris drove through skid row, Chris Pointed out one particular bum. "Damn," he said, "that's one fiiiine blilf!"

by calflog August 25, 2006

BILF

A Bill you'd like to f*ck -- especially a Wild Bill.

Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

Wild Bill has bilfed everyone in town.

Wild Bill is a Bilf

Bilf is as wild as the come!!!

by themilf October 7, 2013

Bilf

Bitch I'd Like to Fuck

Spanish: Yo that's a Bilf son

Lambert: the fuck is that?

Spanish: Bitch I'd Like to Fuck

by Sauoce aKa The Peoplez Champ December 3, 2009

BSILF

Brain Surgeon I'd Like to Fuck. Similar to a MILF, except the party is a brain surgeon. Maternity is optional.

Butters: I just heard on the radio that one of the Titans cheerleaders is a brain surgeon
Jsox: Yeah I saw a picture of her on google, she's a real BSILF

by Jsox84 January 9, 2009

bilf

a boy you instantly friend zoned just cause he's chemistry is to good, he is also the king of smoooooooooooooooooooooooooothness that their isn't enough 'o's in the word to show how smooth he is.

jeffery is my bilf

by mr joseph June 6, 2014

Bilf

Bilf is a Black girl I'd Like to Fuck.

Look at that ass, that's a BILF!

by bonkheads July 19, 2009

bbiafh

be back in a few hours

I'll bbiafh. -> I'll be back in a few hours.

by Sir On The Edge April 18, 2011