Alaskan Kerfuffle

When you and your sister eat so much peyote you think that you've swapped bodies to which you figure the only way to reverse it is to have hardcore anal sex with each other also being joined by your uncle herbert!!!!!!!!

i wish me and my sister did the alaskan kerfuffle she's, just so hot!
Last night me and my uncle ate so much peyote we alaskan kerfuffled

by Thic WhipperSnapper September 28, 2018

Alaska funk fork

When one inserts a three pronged eating tool into one’s own rectum

Dude, I really need an Alaska funk fork

by Ahhhhhhhhhhhh oooooo November 10, 2018

Alashmed

It means everything and nothing, at the same time.

Damn, Llewie just did an alashmed. Damn, Llewie is alashmed!

by XenaMonena March 5, 2019

Charles Atlas

Body builder and creater of many different types of exorcises. Also mentioned in Rocky Horror Picture Show after Rocky was born.

Frank N. Furter: "He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval!"

by xxaddyleigh November 5, 2007

alaskan whore

a girl who wears a coat, mini skirt and boots when it's 20-degrees outside and there's snow on the ground

alaskan whores..just like regular whores, only colder

by thatantialaskanwhorebitch December 31, 2007

Alastar

The most amazing guy that you will ever meet! Has gorgeous shiney blue/silver eyes; is really tall; shy as hell when it comes to relationships in public; can be slightly weird but is great fun to hang out with.

person 1: who's that guy over there?
person 2: oh that's Alastar, he's so amazing!

by iconenthusiast February 4, 2013

Alaskan Shocker

An Alaskan Shocker is an Alaskan Pipeline with a latex glove instead of a condom.

To perform the Alaskan shocker, you need to get a rubber glove. You need to tape down the ring finger, and then poop inside the glove, making sure the poop gets down to all of the fingers. Put the poop filled glove in the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid.

Now that you've done the prep work, you can use it to shock the lady you are with.

See shocker and Alaskan Pipeline

I waited all day for my Alaskan Shocker to freeze, but it was totally worth it! That bitch loved it!

by Alaskan Shocker December 10, 2010