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Alistair is also the best person you’ll ever meet he can either be your best friend or your enemy and you know which one you want to be because if your not fiends you’ll lose him forever which you’ll regret because when you need him he won’t be there.
Alistair is also a massive laddies man he can pull almost anyone if he’s attracted to them and if he wants them they all love him aswell, he won’t waste anytime on anyone who drags him down.
A bonus to an Alistair is that they have a very incredibly sized schlong and they know how to work that thing in bed believe me I know from first hand experience or just any sexual things they know how to do perfectly.
Overall Alistair is really a STAR person that everyone should love.
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Alistair found a penny on the ground but then lost it so now He's looking for me because He needs something to punch. h e l p m e
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