Italian awakening

The act of wacking your dick off someones forehead in order to wake them up from a deep sleep.

Yo, that fucking asshole has been passed out for three days, someone give that fucking shit for brains the Italian awakening!

by bt February 20, 2003

Sexually awake

Awake enough to catch a sexual reference someone makes. If someone makes a corny sex joke, and you don't catch it, and you're kind of sleepy, you'd be what we call "sexually asleep".

Chemistry Teacher: How many balls do you have?
Joey: 2 BIG ONES!
*Students laugh*
Chemistry Teacher: No, the correct answer is 12.

In this scenario, the teacher is sexually asleep. The opposite is being "sexually awake".

Being a horny teenage boy, I can't think of a time where I'm not sexually awake.

by Petey Mik April 11, 2008

Out awoken

Being the last person awake in a what's app or bbm session thus not having to say good night to anyone.

"Dan are you still there?" nope he's gone iv out awoken him.

by Anymanwontdo August 23, 2011

awkemwars

when two people who are having a conversation are both awkward people

You: “So we were both really awkward”
Me: “Omg that’s sooooo awkemwars”

by Search meehan it’s weird lol February 3, 2019

Awakenerosis

The fear of waking up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, only to have to go through the effort of trying to get back to sleep.

I really hope Jannis can recover from her Awakenerosis, she’s been looking more tired lately.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

awomen

A word used by sexists that want to eradicate every single thing that has the word "man" in it, including foreign words that do not have anything to do with men.

Person A: "Awomen"
Person B:" You are so fucking dumb"

by ShitPissCum1312 January 23, 2021

awakeoikawa

awakeoikawa is a content creator on tiktok who is very funny and i am very proud of them. Whenever they post I get very happy and I love them very much :) <33

'have you heard of awakeoikawa on tiktok?'
'awakeoikawa is one of my fav moots' <3

by tetsuroubrainrott December 29, 2021