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assma

Beautiful postive young lady with a headed target.Sarcasm makes her ASSMA she's lovely loves partying and apoligizes a lot even though she doesn't mean it
sarcasm Assma?
comedian Assma?
by Gnoshi November 18, 2013
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assmaster

Matt is an assmaster, he likes the cock too much.
by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003
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asscan

(n)
Similar to a Leprechaun's Pot of Gold, an object of priceless value... Something you search endlessly for. The only catch is, you don't know what the fuck it is.

also, A universal word, similar to the word "skeet", which can be used to describe an object which one is in search for and cannot find.

see also, a word used to describe something that you own which has recently been tampered with
"Yo nigga, where yo asscan at?"

"Where the fuck is my asscan at bro?"

"That nigga just shit in my asscan!"

"Dude! Who fucked my asscan?"
by DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD November 28, 2009
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assmaster

An expert at anal sex and often used in connection with a martial arts theme.
Jill's new boyfriend is an eight degree black belt, maximum thickness, assmaster and Jill's ass is his new dojo.
by cartman69 March 30, 2005
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Julian Assange

Australian born, founder of Wikileaks
accused of cyber-terrorism and treason against US (he is Australian)
the man did nothing wrong unless one thinks exposing the unethical acts politicians and businessmen have engaged in behind closed doors
now before you hate on Julian Assange
consider this quote

"Liberty cannot be persevered without the general knowledge among the people, who have.. a right, an indisputable, inalienable... right to that most dreaded and envied kind of knowledge, that is the character and conduct of their rulers"

-John Adams
by donthate123 March 30, 2011
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Grown ass man

A guy who accepts responsibility for his actions, and carries on when the going gets tough.
Brendon is a grown ass man. He is committed, hard working and funny; generally, a pleasure to be around. He can take the ups and the downs, but always expects to be a winner.
by Little monkey October 17, 2013
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assmonk

this is a friendly way to refer to our mate tom
by dave April 9, 2003
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