assholesaurus

A person who has their head up their ass and is ignorant

Those assholesaurus are near my window again talking shit from their ass

by I will tear your ass to pieces March 26, 2022

Assholish

A descriptive word used when a person performs an action or displays an attitude that ultimately labels them as being an asshole.

Why did Mary throw my iPod across the room? I don't know, but it was definitely an assholish thing to do.

by MilesDaHotness July 21, 2011

assholia

The condition when someone has become a true asshole.

That guy has a case of assholia

by Jack Fuller July 19, 2006

You have two assholes

An expression that came about in Springfield, Illinois when a kid shouted at his friend, "You have two assholes!"

This expression is believed to show anger towards a friend, an enemy, or somebody you're just mad at.

Kid 1: You suck at Halo 3.
Kid 2: Well, you have two assholes!

by The Crazy June 25, 2009

elbows and assholes

What a construction supervisor says when s/he wants everyone to work harder.

"This foundation isn't going to dig itself! All I want to see is elbows and assholes people!"

by persnickety twit October 30, 2004

Assholeism

Being an asshole all the time.

He practiced assholeism.

by The Don Killuminati December 5, 2004

A bag of smashed assholes

Usually used as a simile, to connote something rank, foul and generally disgusting.

Combat Instructor to young Marines returning from the field, "You all smell like a bag of smashed assholes!"

by USMCBear January 31, 2007