A person who has perfected the fine art of sleeping, often under highly unusual or unlikely circumstances.
He is the consummate sleep artist, I’ve seriously watched him napping soundly during parades and inaugural events!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021
Get the sleep artistmug. by Tommy & Kelly, inspired by Tencia August 29, 2008
Get the blowjob artistmug. A master in the art of making bullshit believable.
Bullshit artists can fabricate a series of lies, which cannot easily be disproved, to conceal their real intentions or justify past behavior. They also use clever language, such as euphemisms and weasel words to hide the real meaning, or create false meaning, in what they are saying. Bullshit Artists often use their talent to bullshit people out of their money.
Bullshit Artists include religious groups, cults, televangelists, fortune tellers, politicians, salesmen, corrupt news media, fraudsters and lawyers.
Never try to bullshit a bullshit artist.
Bullshit artists can fabricate a series of lies, which cannot easily be disproved, to conceal their real intentions or justify past behavior. They also use clever language, such as euphemisms and weasel words to hide the real meaning, or create false meaning, in what they are saying. Bullshit Artists often use their talent to bullshit people out of their money.
Bullshit Artists include religious groups, cults, televangelists, fortune tellers, politicians, salesmen, corrupt news media, fraudsters and lawyers.
Never try to bullshit a bullshit artist.
George Bush: "Iraq has stockpiled biological and chemical weapons, and is rebuilding the facilities used to make more of those weapons."
Observer: "What a bullshit artist, there never were any."
Observer: "What a bullshit artist, there never were any."
by bilbo23 April 27, 2011
Get the Bullshit Artistmug. A popular blogger, who has opinion on everything , without deep knowledge or understanding the subject he's talking about.
Also, synonym of the cocksucker.
Also, synonym of the cocksucker.
ex-Google TechLead is a clickbait artist. He's talking about Ukraine crisis without a clue what's happening there
by dildo777 February 26, 2022
Get the clickbait artistmug. 1. Like black lung or white lung except not. More fruity even.
2. Aquired after gratuitous inhalation of pastel dust one very lonely Saturday morning. Side effects include sneezing in technocolored prismatic.
2. Aquired after gratuitous inhalation of pastel dust one very lonely Saturday morning. Side effects include sneezing in technocolored prismatic.
Me: Doctor, am I dying?
Doc: No, but you have an acute case of Artists' lung. Your RESPIRATORY system has been gayed up with rainbow and you may experience coughing and sneezing. The latter may be tainted with magic.
Doc: No, but you have an acute case of Artists' lung. Your RESPIRATORY system has been gayed up with rainbow and you may experience coughing and sneezing. The latter may be tainted with magic.
by Your namej? My namej. April 12, 2004
Get the Artists' Lungmug. A: I hear Mr Fothington-Smythe is without gainful employment these days, ey Wilson?
B: Yes M'Lord that uselss scrounging lazy feckless washed up cunt is a governemt artist.
A: Ah what witty reparte Wilson.
B: Yes M'Lord that uselss scrounging lazy feckless washed up cunt is a governemt artist.
A: Ah what witty reparte Wilson.
by bart September 23, 2004
Get the government artistmug. For when you don't want to call someone a prostitute or a whore, etc... but you want to get your point across.
by LargeBlackenedGollum January 24, 2017
Get the Brothel Artistmug.