appause

The amount of time between a band ending their song and the audience determining the song is over and initiating their applause.

It's always hard to figure out the appause with an emo band.

by 85cyclone April 17, 2016

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Johnny Appleseed

1. A sex act in which a man uses his thumbs to pack his testicles into an ass hole -- similarly to how one would pack a seed into the earth vis-à-vis the folk myth of Johnny Appleseed.

2. The "tea bagging" of a garden in an attempt to make it more fertile.

Richard Gere wouldn't have made such a name for himself if Pauly Shore had given him a Johnny Appleseed instead of that poor gerbil.

by Balki Bartokomouth September 6, 2013

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applesauce

A 'code' word used to describe a sexy female to your buddy when other words such as "sexy bitch" or "fine ass" aren't appropriate at the moment due to other people, environment or the female you're talking about is within listening distance.

Standing in an ER when a fine ass nurse walks up to look at a chart-

1) make eye movement towards female
2) get attention of buddy
3) announce: "applesauceee"

bahaha >:)

by Dr. Bunghole July 7, 2011

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Johnny Appleseeds

A nickname used for a guy who hasn't the balls to stand up to his girlfriend or wife.

J.A.: I don't think she's going to let me go.
Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.

by Sean Cookson August 24, 2007

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