A mobile phone OS engineered by Google to make consumers believe they have something which is cooler than an iPhone.
This illusion is actually an effect of a deep-seated bitterness that is brought about an inability to purchase a more expensive and flashy iPhone.
This illusion is actually an effect of a deep-seated bitterness that is brought about an inability to purchase a more expensive and flashy iPhone.
Guy 1: Dude, is that the new phone your parents bought you?
Guy 2: Hell yeah! It runs on Android OS which is 10x more functional and COOLER than the iPhone! My parents are the best!
Guy 1: Oh yeah? Well check out this new iPhone 4 my parents bought me!
Guy 2: *Cries and runs away*
Guy 2: Hell yeah! It runs on Android OS which is 10x more functional and COOLER than the iPhone! My parents are the best!
Guy 1: Oh yeah? Well check out this new iPhone 4 my parents bought me!
Guy 2: *Cries and runs away*
by xaviDM August 17, 2011
Get the Android mug.An Androidian Slip is an error in texting via Swype that is interpreted incorrectly due to a fast key swype or inaccurately predicted text resulting in a confusing message only caught after the message has been sent to the other party.
Me: She's super nice in general, I mean just the other day she held up traffic just to help dicks from getting hot by a cat
You: Wtf?
Me: Stupid swype, she held up traffic to help ducks from getting hit by a cat
You: I don't get it
Me: Hit. By. Caaaarrrrrrrllllllll.
You: Oh an androidian slip, I got you now
You: Wtf?
Me: Stupid swype, she held up traffic to help ducks from getting hit by a cat
You: I don't get it
Me: Hit. By. Caaaarrrrrrrllllllll.
You: Oh an androidian slip, I got you now
by EXIx2 September 26, 2012
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I want to throw this android phone against the wall. It will hit the wall faster than it will tell me "hey you got a phone call"
by Iknowthis November 5, 2014
Get the android mug.Android phones are a knockoff shitty brand that are so cheap, that they are basically used as toilet paper for the homeless.
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Person 1: Bro do you got an android?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Lol u a virgin my g??
Person 2: And I play fortnite too
Example of it used every day:
Person 1: Bro do you got an android?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Lol u a virgin my g??
Person 2: And I play fortnite too
by Fortnite is for losers February 1, 2021
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"Because they're all... androidy and stuff" - Shawn
by Not Shawn May 24, 2008
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Riley: Whoah, that's a bit out there. Did she try him on any any herbal remedies before taking that measure?
Riley: Whoah, that's a bit out there. Did she try him on any any herbal remedies before taking that measure?
by Lovecave Leroy May 14, 2019
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Michael-“piss off tony ya been on gear for 4 days in a row that’s why. Stop being a paranoid android man.”
Michael-“piss off tony ya been on gear for 4 days in a row that’s why. Stop being a paranoid android man.”
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