awstenwithnoteeth

The best Instagram account ever

The og awsten with no___ is awstenwithnoteeth

by Awstenwithnorings September 26, 2021

Alston

A girl who likes cherries

“Oh my gosh she won’t eat the banana cause she’s such an Alston.”

by Lilbik July 28, 2020

Alex Austen

An Alex Austen is generally someone who likes to step on cats heads and put spaghetti through lizards ear holes. He also likes to sit on his brothers penis and give him sloppy toppy. His father typically has pockets as deep as the Mariana Trench.

Oh that guys such an Alex Austen!

by spagety in lizards ears March 26, 2021

alten

An Alten is an amazing girl. She makes you smile every time you see her. She is the funniest person anyone would know. She is fun, loving, caring, has a great sense of humor, and is someone you can do something stupid with and get away with it. An alten is also a girk who is amazingly beautiful. An Alten is overall the most amazing girl and you will never want to let her leave your sights. To make an Alten like you, you must make her smile. Then you will have her heart forever.

Omg there's an Alten, Go on Bob... go get that wonderful girl

by Maj.Forbes February 7, 2014

abstension

The visible engorgement of the belly following a large meal.

The bulky sweater was a vain attempt to mask my abstension following lunch at Golden Corral.

by JumboBellah November 22, 2010

Alston Weeks

This guy is the best musician in the world. Using this ability he draws them in with his looks and serenades them with his angel-like style of playing music.

Girl: Who is that guy with the amazing body and the lovely music skills?
Other girl: Oh, that's Alston Weeks. He's a babe, huh?
Girl: Yeaahhhhh<3

by AussieJ August 25, 2011

austenized

When a relationship closely relates to one written by Jane Austen, or actually parallels it. Whether the pair acts the same way, or their personality is the same...

Friend One: Did you see them? They are so austenized- one infatuated with the other who hates him to bits.
Friend Two: Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Collins; I completely agree.

by The Future-teller March 8, 2016