The most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She has a great personality and a loving heart. So if you ever meet an Alonnah you better keep them. ;)
by Hey19 March 1, 2020
Get the Alonnah mug.A somewhat perverted sexual maneuver along the lines of the Alabama Hotpocket, the Donkey Punch, and the Komodo Dragon. During oral sex the man receiving ejaculates in the woman's eye, causing her to squint and thus to resemble people of Chinese extraction. Following his orgasm, the man moves his hips side to side like a Hawaiian hula dancer, hitting his erect penis against her cheeks.
"Dude, I was feeling kinda crazy, so I did a Chinese Aloha to my girlfriend last night. Now she's pissed."
by Greenandred June 25, 2009
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Get the aloha mug.Alona is an independent and beautiful woman . She is very flirtatious with no relations actually in mind. She is very kind and one of the best friends you can have .But do not anger her .She is also known for her rage
by chris2sh March 31, 2020
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Get the Aloha Sex Juice mug.A sexual move where one person pleasures a female by stimulating the clitoris with a movement of the thumb, the vagina by movement of the knuckles of the first three fingers, and inserts the thumb into the anus. A tropical variant of the shocker which requires more lubricant. Named due to the shape the hand creates which is the "Shaka" or "Hang Loose" symbol.
The shocker didn't get her going; so, I switched to the aloha. She went nuts after that!
Man, that girl was a freak. She had me aloha-ing all night.
Man, that girl was a freak. She had me aloha-ing all night.
by Smokin Jay March 26, 2010
Get the the aloha mug.A fiery, beautiful mess of a woman who will rock both your works and your jaw if need be. She doesn’t take any shit, she knows how to work it, and she is a true A-1.
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