aston key

Aston Key is the name of someone who loves touching children.

Child 1: Ahhhhhh get away from me you Aston Key!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!

by jolticz1223 March 16, 2024

Aston Martin DBX707

Fastest SUV in the world better than a Lambo

Goes 193 mph very fast

Me: My Aston Martin DBX707 is the greatest!
Lambo guy: My Urus is faster.
Me: Really?
Lambo guy: Really.
After drag race:
Lambo guy: Wh-what?
Me: Told you.

by Aston Martin simp August 24, 2022