Origami Asswipe

to wipe one's buttocks with a wad of toilet paper and then fold the paper in on itself so that one may wipe again with the same wad without the feces on that wad making contact with either the hand or the buttocks. Its purpose may be either to conserve toilet paper, or to be able to finish cleaning one's rear when very little toilet paper remains.

A: I gotta take a dump.
B: We're almost out of toilet paper.
A: That's Ok. I'll do an origami asswipe.
B: Can I watch?

by frankdux February 24, 2009

urban asswipe

A person who tries to get their or a friends name in Urban Dictionary. Feckless little sniveling unwanted useless people whose lives mean nothing and should and will die. SOON.

Yo. Looks like that ho is tryin be a urban asswipe. yo.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL June 3, 2017

Runaway Asswipe

When you install a new roll of toilet paper and as soon as you leave the room, it unrolls on it's own into a pile on the floor. This leaves you having to keep the roll in a bundle or try a re-roll.

The goddam cat must have started a "runaway asswipe" then strewed it all over the bathroom.

by the Red Ass September 7, 2010

Dipshit Asswipe

Dipshit Asswipe Is primarily used as a n insult

"You're such a Dipshit Asswipe' sighed Billy

by CheezyPotatos September 24, 2017

Christmas Asswipe

Toilet paper stained green and red as a result of wiping after taking a green-colored shit while on your period.

"Jan! You need to remember to flush the toilet! I found some of your christmas asswipe in the bowl!"

by Bingo Bongo December 1, 2018

Royal Asswipe

1. Someone who is a royal (extreme)asswipe; someone who only cares about themself.
2. Someone who is an extreme asshole.

Person 1: Could you help me with the homework?
Person 2: Nah, I don't care.
Person 1: Jeez, you're a royal asswipe.

by CTGreen February 27, 2020

joe asswipe

A person named Joe who acts like a asswipe

Joe Asswipe stop looking a Riley

by fewfjb June 1, 2017