Asspenis

A person who is the opposite of an

Aw, Nick is such an asspenis

by Joverlord July 26, 2019

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assbently

a meme page that is only followed by gay men (we dont like girls, ew), also he is a hostile ass nigga idk why he be so mad

assbently gay as fuck dude

by samuelsz7k August 28, 2021

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assent

Similar to the verb ascent, but specific to when mounting up on a sweet ass to make some magic from behind.

Harry: See Keri over there? Walking away and taking all eyes with her?
Alec: Yep! Are those jorts?
Harry: Doesn't matter. I swear I am gonna assent on her after the concert Friday!

by von groovy August 27, 2017

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Assenger

A chav that plays his/hers mobile phone music very loudly in a public place.
e.g On the bus, playing stupid, chavvy, chipmunk music.

"OMG i hate assengers, i wish they'd turn their fucking music off"

by Fredasaurus May 16, 2008

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an undesirable, selfish male from the famed ski-bum town of Aspen, CO. his main concerns include beer, drugs, and banging you after he causes you to believe he is the answer to your boyfriend prayers. ladies, remember, "the odds are good but the goods are odd."

kate: he was so into me when we were skiing yesterday. i totally thought we connected!
jen: did you bang?
kate: obvi.
jen: girl, he's an asspen! they don't connect!

by mightymississippi September 9, 2010

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