Arpathy

The apathetic feeling one gets while that nothing new of interest is to be found online.
(Etymology: Arpanet + Apathy)

I was slipping into total Arpathy until I noticed my friend updated his blog.

by Brass January 30, 2003

apatharchist

someone who doesn't give a shit about government or politics

Guy #1: Why didn't you vote for Obama?
Guy #2: 99% of all political shit doesn't affect me. I'm an apatharchist.

by babyimanapatharchist October 19, 2009

apathetic threshold

The point at which things become so inane or dramatic that you stop caring.

Bill: DON'T YOU EVEN CARE WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU? THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!
John: No. I reached my apathetic threshold when you bitched about being killed for the sixteenth time.

Edwin: I reached my apathetic threshold when she broke up with me; as if I didn't see that one coming!
Scott: I do say, my good sir! -sips tea-

by Mast of the World October 8, 2011

apathletic

Uninterested in professional sports.

You could try talking about something other then sports with him, he's apathletic.

by Gern Zaphod Archicbald Spiegel September 9, 2015

Apather

the act of being apart but still together.

Mary-Jane says: Omg are those two still together? I thought they broke up?
Rudberth says: Yes they are broken up but they still hang out together...they're APATHER

by eduardscissorhands January 26, 2010

Apathist

Unlike an atheist that does not believe an apathist might believe and simply does not care. Uncaring about religious or spiritual matters.

Her apathist views prevented her from caring about what was written on a dollar bill.

by MamaPaige81 January 4, 2015

Apathetic

When you don't have emotion or don't show emotion. Indifferent, uncaring.

kid 1: Yay! A+! I'm excited!
Kid 2: Aww! I got a D. I'm sad.
Apathetic kid: *doesn't look at page and doesn't care*

by EmoInLove April 12, 2009