alondrasohma

the best tiktok creator on the app

person a: have you seen alondrasohma on tiktok?
person b: who’s that?
person a: you fucking stupid ass, it’s the best tiktok creator on the app???

by momijistherapist June 2, 2021

Alandra

Alandra is forgiving and will always even when u do something horrible she is very pretty and nice people judge her before they know her. She always fall for ugly guys. Alandras my bestie and I’m very lucky to have her I’m my life.

Ugly guy: o dang alandra likes me
Alandra: that ugly guy is hot.

by anonymous February 6, 2021

alondre

A NIGGA With A Big Ass Dick

That nigga alondre be pulling hoes

by Fortnite save the world May 26, 2018

Alonda

A girl with a huge imagination and a huge heart. someone who will always be by your side no matter what. Someone I hurt and will own up to that

"Alonda, your amazing"
"Alonda please forgive me"

by Boo Thang 💜 October 21, 2018

Alondria

A girl whose funny, beautiful, sexy, has a loving caring heart, and will give you her last. Alondria’s love to throw down at the kitchen table with some chicken wangs and, don’t care about hurting your feelings. They freaky and will love you til the end of time, unless you fuck em over. So don’t

Alondria is the baddest girl, period.

by BigDon19 August 28, 2019

alonda

doesn't cry over spilt milk, but will over wet socks

A: Ah...my socks are wet!
B: you are such an Alonda

by brockie March 24, 2008

alondratiana

To be super super awesome beyond comprehension.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen the Hangover 2 yet?
Guy 2: Nah, I hear it's alondratiana though!!
Guy 1: Dude it so is!!!

by popplopdrop October 24, 2011