Afternoon Delight

When you have diarrhea during a long drive, but cannot find an exit and you pull over, take out a Target bag, and shit directly into/onto the bag, while being partially in the car.

Made famous by Tommy Olson on the Power Trip Morning Show (2/15/24)

“I must’ve ate something rough last night, I had an Afternoon Delight on my way to the farm”

by internetdad22 February 16, 2024

Afternoon Nigga

A person who wakes up in the afternoon everyday. He does not have any real job

Ahhh Mikal Andre Duna Skår is such a afternoon nigga

by Afternoon nigga master January 29, 2024

Afternoon

Period of the day starting immediately after noon and ending approximately at 6:00 p.m. The period following afternoon is called " evening ".

A: " Do you have plans for this afternoon? "

B: " Yes, I'm going to the pub at 5:00 p.m. with my friends just after class. Want to come?"

A : " Sorry I can't, I'm going to the restaurant with my girlfriend this evening at 7.p.m. "

B (looking his watch, reads 12:01 p.m.) : " That's fine! Good afternoon! "

by abanzai May 28, 2019

Qeynos Afternoon Tea

The process of letting your scrotum go unwashed for several weeks while proceeding to squat over a warm glass bowl full of water before filtering out the smega and hair into a refined tea colored beverage

I don’t have time for a shower, so for kink night I’ll bring some Qeynos Afternoon Tea

by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 5, 2023

Poop-Afternoon

An afternoon in which the bois gather together in a mass shit fest

Are you coming to Poop-Afternoon?
It’s a shame Sam couldn’t make it to Poop-Afternoon.

by Yeeeteyfnxheis June 3, 2019

Afternoon Playtime

The same thing as afternoon wood. An erection that occurs when waking up after the noontime hour.

It's 1 o'clock baby. Time for some afternoon playtime!

by ShineThatLight December 20, 2010

afternoon guru

A person who rises, arrives, or acts after the "Early Bird". A person who is habitually active or wakeful in the Afternoon. Never on time if something is scheduled in the morning, always staying at home when invited to a night-time event, and sleeps for more then 8 hours a night. Typically up between the hours of 11am-9pm.

"He's an afternoon guru! He will never make it to the meeting by 8!" "Is Katie coming to the bar tonight? No, she an afternoon guru. I wouldn't count on it."

by ExtraSweetLu November 8, 2019