Skeeter Dick

1. A penis so small it's unrecognizable as a human appendage.

2. A nonsensical word used to distract someone.

1. "It doesn't even look like Bruce has a penis. It's because he has a skeeter dick."
2. Mom: "Did you do your homework?"
Kid: "Skeeter dick"
Mom: "What?"

by MrMelvinheimer September 16, 2015

skeeter bucket

In Africa, indigenous people would paste their frying pans with butter, grease 'em, and go out in their fields to catch as many skeeters as possible, then cook 'em up and eat 'em! "You know, for malnourishment!"

All of the excess get dumped into the skeeter bucket.

• 'gotta go dump the "skeeter bucket".

by Jaxon Conner October 28, 2018

Skeeter beatin

A method in GTAW welding when you have no gap and you need a full penetration weld and you move your rig hand's elbow back and fourth like your swatting Mosquitos

That root gap was so tight on that fit I had to do some skeeter beatin on over half the weld.

by Psycho jake creations November 18, 2014

skeeter bag

A southern slang term for a Slut, Hoe or Down bitch. If you're wanting to fuck tonight, go find you a skeeter bag.

Guy 1: "Man, I wanna find some sexual attention."
Guy 2: "Let's go to the bar and find some Skeeter Bag's to bring home."

by LamboKizzle May 21, 2017

skeeter peter

penis

A: What's up skeeter peter?
B: What's your deal man?

by kyster January 14, 2009

skeeter bite

Very small titties. A bitch with a bra size of
one, negetive -A

" Hey, Stupid......
Better get some Band-Aids on them there Skeeter bites!

by mavros April 08, 2006

skeeters

police men, cops, pigs, rats.

Sam got arrested by some skeeters cus she was smoking some mary jane.

by Sammmmmy Sammmmm June 27, 2010