Skeeter Dick

1. A penis so small it's unrecognizable as a human appendage.

2. A nonsensical word used to distract someone.

1. "It doesn't even look like Bruce has a penis. It's because he has a skeeter dick."
2. Mom: "Did you do your homework?"
Kid: "Skeeter dick"
Mom: "What?"

by MrMelvinheimer October 29, 2015

Skeeter Job

When a mosquito bites ones penis in a sexual manner

Holy moly! I got the best gosh darn skeeter job last night!

by Tyler Noll June 11, 2019

skeeter bag

A southern slang term for a Slut, Hoe or Down bitch. If you're wanting to fuck tonight, go find you a skeeter bag.

Guy 1: "Man, I wanna find some sexual attention."
Guy 2: "Let's go to the bar and find some Skeeter Bag's to bring home."

by LamboKizzle May 21, 2017

Skeeter Fairy

She cums when you're asleep and so do you....the girl that causes wet dreams...

Synonyms: cum guzzler, sperm dumpster, your mom, Kylie Jenner, Kim kardashian

Antonyms: fuck boy, Susan Boyle, Hilary Clinton, Your own mom, Bruce Jenner

Related words: skeet, skeeter, cum dumpster, dream girl, fairy

Misspellings: sketer fairy, skeet fairy, skeeter face, skeeter fair, skeet fair

Cole was visited by the skeeter fairy last night.

Tommy was such a skeeter fairy.

by Mlyost May 2, 2015

skeeter peter

penis

A: What's up skeeter peter?
B: What's your deal man?

by kyster January 13, 2009

skeeter bite

Very small titties. A bitch with a bra size of
one, negetive -A

" Hey, Stupid......
Better get some Band-Aids on them there Skeeter bites!

by mavros April 25, 2006

skeeters are cheaters

A comeback to the phrase "spitters are quitters"

John: Spitters are quitters!

Mary: Oh yeah, well skeeters are cheaters!

by polpolpol November 5, 2013